Thursday, March 06, 2014

FREEDOM IS NOT FREE!!!!!!!!!!!

MORE BARN!!!!!


You purchase it with every firearm you buy, and you earn it by shooting all the monsters:

"You know, freedom has never needed our defense more than right now," he said. "Almost everywhere you look, something has gone wrong. You know it in your heart. You feel it in your gut. Something in our country has gone wrong...All across America, people come up to me and they say, 'Wayne? I've never been worried about this country until now.' They say it not in anger, but with sadness in their eyes...We fear for the safety of our families. That's why neighborhood streets that once were filled with bicycles and skateboards and laughter in the air, now sit empty and silent." Children do not play any more because of trigger locks? Background checks? Or is it because, as Wayne points out, the woods are full of monsters.

 "We trust what we know in our hearts to be right," he said. "We trust our freedom. In this uncertain world, surrounded by lies and corruption everywhere you look, there is no greater freedom than the right to survive and protect our families with all the rifles, shotguns and handguns we want. We know, in the world that surrounds us, there are terrorists and there are home invaders, drug cartels, carjackers, knockout gamers and rapers, and haters and campus killers, and airport killers, shopping mall killers, and killers who scheme to destroy our country with massive storms of violence against our power grids, or vicious waves of chemicals or disease that could collapse our society that sustains us all."

 "So, I ask you," he said. "do you trust this government to protect you?"

 "NOOOOOOOO!!!" replied the crowd.

How can you trust the government?  The only freedom that is really free comes from the end of a gun.  You purchase it by blowing holes in people.  So buy another gun; it keeps LaPierre in food and shelter:

“In this uncertain world, surrounded by lies and corruption everywhere you look, there is no greater freedom than the right to survive and protect our families with all the rifles, shotguns, and handguns we want!”

FREEEEEDDDDUUUUUUMMMMMMMBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lord have mercy.

Christ have mercy.

Lord have mercy.

Because we have none to spare.

2 comments:

  1. Glad I don't live next door to this guy. One false move, and it's the last reel of "Bonnie and Clyde."

    And, on a serious note: "Fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul: but rather fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell."

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  2. They have a strange understanding of freedom and victimhood. But I guess everything looks different when viewed through a scope...

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