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Friday, September 19, 2014

Scotland the Behaved


I should care about the Scottish vote for independence because "If it's nae Scottish, it's crrraaap!"; and I loved the Loch Ness Monster as a kid (even after my Scottish neighbor told me, for a school report, that he'd never heard of Nessie until he came to America); and I love bagpipes (my walking pace (for exercise, not getting from here to there) is best set by "Scotland the Brave"); and I love Scotch whisky, especially Laphroaig, as much for the taste as the Gaelic name.

But I didn't really care; I didn't have a dog in the fight, and although I was skeptical of claims North Sea oil would make Scotland a demi-paradise (Venezuela and  Mexico were my top two counter-arguments to that; and it never really made Texas any better off), as a Texan I sympathized with the problems of living under a remote and uber-conservative government.  Now if I only knew what it was like to live in an entire nation that thought politically pretty much as I do..... (No, seriously....)

But now I find I did have a dog in the fight; and the outcome in Scotland is cheering:

Texans who say “It would be nice but it won’t happen,” will now have to rethink that statement. It can and should happen. Texas has a much higher chance at prosperity than does Scotland or many other countries that are already independent. Independence by a western region will no longer be something that happened in the history books. It will be something that Texans can look at and relate to today. This is why it is being ignored by Washington and the mainstream press. They are hoping you don’t notice.

I should get a screen shot of that since I don't think it will be up much longer.  Somebody was definitely counting eggs and adding up chickens there.  I'd heard, in general terms, about places around the globe "inspired" by the vote in Scotland.  I wonder if they have as many broken eggs as the Texas Nationalist Movement does this morning.

I still really don't rejoice in, or mourn, the vote in Scotland; I was gonna buy Laphroaig anyway, and canned haggis isn't really all that bad (especially after the second glass of whisky).  But I do wonder how all those independence movements feel about this historic vote; and this group in Texas must really be regretting their failure to take Nate Silver seriously.

Schadenfreude makes a fine breakfast accompaniment, I must admit.*

*and no offense to Nate Silver, but when do we start treating polls as crap, rather than the Delphic Oracle with less ambiguity?  This thing was supposed to be won by the "Yes" votes, and then to be narrowly won by the "No" votes, and the final margin of victory was 10 points. 

I ask for obvious reasons, and because a new poll says 25% of Americans want to secede from...well, something.  The article on that poll also notes, with no apparently irony:  "Scottish unionists won by a wider-than-expected 10-percentage-point margin."  Maybe that's because the expected margin came from a poll?

25% want to secede?  Really?  Does that sound even vaguely reasonable?

Are these polls Scottish?  If nae, then they're crrraap!

5 Comments:

Blogger The Thought Criminal said...

In my research into eugenics and the English Poor Law, I've come to the conclusion that the English People are damaged from the thorough saturation of their culture with aristocratically imposed inequality. I think it pervades the thinking and habits of thought of the people who live there in ways that are so subtle that it would take centuries for it to get washed out even if they started by getting rid of royalty and nobility, both in name and in reality, today. So, I was kind of hoping that Scotland would escape the political domination of people who are so damaged, who weren't much helped by political union with the less damaged Scots and the Welsh. But, then, I'm Irish so, there you go.

7:16 AM  
Blogger rick allen said...

I was rather leaning toward independence based on a profound ignorance of contemporary Scotland. My image of the country is a mish-mash of historic and literary Scotland--the lovely, reticent Queen Mary facing the fierce John Knox. Lindisfairne and the Auld Alliance. The highlanders and their chiefs. The Glencoe massacre and the doomed rising with and for Bonnie Prince Charlie. Bobbie Burns and the bagpipe. I didn't know whether I prefered their being ruled by Elizabeth I, Queen of Scots, or whether they might seek out a survivor of the Stewart line.

I suspect most contemporary Scots might be embarrassed that such associations still exist. Apparently the smart money was on the quick abolition of the monarchy after independence. So perhaps the great advantance of the "no" vote is the enabling of the continuance of Scotch dreams.

My sister, as you know, has been resident in England for some decades now. I asked her what she thought, and she preferred the Union to stay. But she pointed out that both of us are Rosses on our mother's side, so that perhaps we could claim citizenship were independence to result in a flight of the English.

7:25 PM  
Blogger ntodd said...

I learned pretty much all I know about Scotland from the Highlander movies/shows, Mike Meyers, and Braveheart. So I was hoping the Scots would vote to plunder England.

9:37 PM  
Blogger Rmj said...

I keep expecting the English to reconstruct Hadrian's Wall.

Well, long as they throw the Scotch over....

2:01 PM  
Blogger ntodd said...

Maybe they can get Rome to send a few soldiers to help. Where's Artorius when you need him?

8:31 AM  

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