These Modern Times

Man Already Has Whole Sentence Lined Up For Later In Conversation https://t.co/0PBGtJAjVt pic.twitter.com/BQTFdtbupS

— The Onion (@TheOnion) September 9, 2021

I’ve been doing this for decades. I didn’t think anyone had noticed.

Dining Out: $13 for fajitas

Home Cooking: $34 for spices for fajitashttps://t.co/bkoCXDCm8f

— The Onion (@TheOnion) September 9, 2021

Been there, done that, too.

Mexico Decriminalizes Abortion #WhatDoYouThink? https://t.co/Hsp6WExmPX pic.twitter.com/56XsQEs8DO

— The Onion (@TheOnion) September 8, 2021

No, that one’s true. And it was declared legal in a state that borders Texas.  Run for the border, anyone?

Anybody know Spanish? We’ll make it a weekend.