Gas Stoves Are So Last Week

Shouldn’t American policy be if any foreign spy aircraft ever enters United States airspace we immediately shoot it down? This doesn’t seem remotely complicated. What’s really going on here?

— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) February 3, 2023

I suppose because the debris from something the size of three buses plunging 12 miles to earth might endanger Americans. And it’s not like China doesn’t have satellites in geosynchronous orbit above us right now.

https://t.co/Sruomk3VQE pic.twitter.com/rZWLBwYE7T

— Schooley (@Rschooley) February 4, 2023

Mocking is very much in order.

“This is unacceptable weakness!” pic.twitter.com/QNB8neKP68

— Wesley Brooks (@flusterfuchs) February 4, 2023

The Jewish space lasers actually sent out for the Chinese delivery balloon. https://t.co/Xlh7UJyAFi

— Eric Kleefeld (becoming a parody of myself) (@EricKleefeld) February 4, 2023

Nation Surrenders To Chinese Balloon https://t.co/yUxrUrOzwy pic.twitter.com/0N2gHMAvLn

— The Onion (@TheOnion) February 3, 2023

That’s no balloon. pic.twitter.com/copFoUW5WG

— Schooley (@Rschooley) February 3, 2023

Or maybe it's a simple as when there's another great jobs report you've got to complain about something.

— Schooley (@Rschooley) February 4, 2023