Sunday, January 21, 2024

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 November 2023:

Incidentally, automakers have long since developed techniques to combat rust that are roughly equivalent to stainless alloys, like galvanizing the steel (that is, applying a zinc coating) and improved paint. Indeed, stainless steel itself is not entirely rustproof, as anyone with a stainless knife or cutlery has likely discovered. Leave it under a damp surface like a cloth (or leaf, or bird poop) for too long, and it will start to corrode.
July 2022:
Nothing 00 steel wool won’t fix if you happen to park under rare bird that poop sulfuric acid.
No steel wool! Or use stainless-steel wool, if you must. Normal steel wool will embed iron into the surface of the stainless, causing the appearance of rust. 
I use 3M scrub pads on the DeLorean. 
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Just park your truck where it will be uniformly voted with birdshot. Like under a rookery or something. Keep it there for a week or so then hose it off and park it there again. 
Eventually your truck will attain a nice, unique splatter pattern patina which will be the envy of all.
January 2024: Tesla catches on. Although I still say, the dumbest part is, it’s not even a f*cking truck! 🛻 

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