I Really Do Think They're About That Stupid

Tim & Benny just think they are going to tweet their way out of this and move on but for the rest of their lives people will view them as traitors to their country and puppets of Putin. pic.twitter.com/ZGSBjuOZ2r

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) September 6, 2024

When you say it in an indictment, instead of, you know, in a tweet...is just means so much more. So much more than it seems you can imagine.

The most Tim Pool Thing ever is for him to walk in there and give a sworn statement without an immunity agreement, then get himself indicted. pic.twitter.com/Y2jwOQrlC5

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) September 6, 2024

Even I feel sorry for him now. And realize what an easy mark he was.

Bless his heart but I'm not certain I'd sit down with the FBI if I were a 'victim' of a crime in which I received $400,000 a month. My understanding is that the FBI is no longer required to give the 'only a total dumbshit would talk to us under these circumstances' warning? https://t.co/TD7vlAXqek

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) September 5, 2024

Here, Tim, try this defense:

The cookie jar snuck up on my hand and just groped it and got my hand all up in it. It was terrible. I'm the victim. #Russia #MoscowGold #DaTovarisch

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) September 5, 2024

I'm not sure there are any serious crimes Pool is guilty of; but given the chance, I'm sure the FBI will find a few.