“Sir, This Is Not A Wendy’s”

 So many deals:

Looks like Trump.

Are we winning yet? pic.twitter.com/yJvLmtnPxX

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) April 25, 2025

You don’t know how many:

China has returned two Boeing jets, each valued at $55 million. With $69 million in tariffs applied, the cost per plane increased to $124 million. Orders for an additional 130 jets have been indefinitely suspended.

China has said there are no discussions. Period.

Now, go back to what he said. He’s talking to all the companies and countries (or?), and he’s “made all the deals.”  Okay. 

And he’s made “200 deals,” but he can’t tell you about them because “The deal is the deal that I choose.” No, it’s the deal Congress approves; otherwise it’s nothing.

This is not Macy’s, and he’s not the sole proprietor .