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ATTKISSON: What happened to the audit of Fort Knox?

TRUMP: Which one are you talking about?

ATTKISSON: You and Elon Musk talked about auditing the gold

TRUMP: We wanted to go knock on the door and see whether or not we have any gold in there. We played with that. I wonder if… pic.twitter.com/7ZYem7h9g3

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 10, 2026

ATTKISSON: What happened to the audit of Fort Knox?

TRUMP: Which one are you talking about?

ATTKISSON: You and Elon Musk talked about auditing the gold

TRUMP: We wanted to go knock on the door and see whether or not we have any gold in there. We played with that. I wonder if they left the gold in Fort Knox, because they steal a lot. I do want to go to Fort Knox sometime.

He thinks the final scene of “Goldfinger” was filmed there. And he thinks everyone in government steals whatever isn’t nailed down. Which is quite an insight; but not the one he thinks it is.

Chris Wright: "We did stop Project Freedom at Iran's request. They said, 'Let's make a deal.' If it's clear in the next few days that there's not a good path to a negotiated settlement, we'll go back to the military method to open the strait." pic.twitter.com/LKxNOBhhKQ

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 10, 2026

Which was working so well for so long….

ATTKISSON: Do you still donate your salary, and if so who is it going to?

TRUMP: I do. Much of it goes to White House preservation. pic.twitter.com/JhAhAsWtwJ

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 10, 2026

He mispronounced “denigration.” And he’s figured out saying it goes to charity means people will try to figure out which charity. This way he gets the credit and the money, which he was always keeping. The guy makes pre-Marley’s ghost Scrooge look like a philanthropist.

asked if the NFL is price gouging, Trump instead rants about the kickoff rule and them absurdly claims that viewers are paying "$1,000 a game" to watch the sport on TV pic.twitter.com/QjZIMxB3Bg

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 10, 2026

He’s mad he can’t figure out how to get some of that cash. (And if that was true, why do I still have to put up with all those f@!*ing commercials?)

Trump: "I look at these beautiful little babies and they get a vat, like a big glass, of stuff pumped into their bodies. I think it's a very negative thing to do. I would love to see much smaller shots, like four visits to the doctor. And I think you would have a much better… pic.twitter.com/M142koLS8z

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 10, 2026

Trump: "I look at these beautiful little babies and they get a vat, like a big glass, of stuff pumped into their bodies. I think it's a very negative thing to do. I would love to see much smaller shots, like four visits to the doctor. And I think you would have a much better result with the autism."

Gilt-edged proof he was not involved in the childcare of any of his children. And that everything he knows, he learned from cartoons.

This is how big he thinks vaccine syringes pic.twitter.com/FTXAYQoymK

— Rickjamesbrown (@Dickjamesbrown) May 10, 2026

BARTIROMO: In terms of the price of oil and gas and this spike, this has to mean higher costs for consumers

HASSETT: Well, it does in the short run. It could take a month or two, but once the gusher opens then we expect oil prices could drop relatively quickly and certainly… pic.twitter.com/YAcPywxwO7

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 10, 2026

The Administration will gladly pay you Tuesday to eat their shitburger today.

NEWSNATION: But we did hear a much shorter timeframe at the beginning of this. How do we reconcile the original timeline with what we're dealing with now?

GORKA: There's a very simple answer to your question -- we've just been too effective pic.twitter.com/8vvLbC7Odt

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 10, 2026

Damn their ruthless efficiency! (Wait! Gorka? He’s back? Doesn’t this mean the first seal has been broken?)

NEWSNATION: What do you say to critics who assert that this long conflict and its economic consequences represent an intelligence failure?

GORKA: Utter complete hogwash. Garbage. Fake news of the highest degree. This action has been planned for decades by the president. Now he… pic.twitter.com/5YaZy1IN8j

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 10, 2026

NEWSNATION: What do you say to critics who assert that this long conflict and its economic consequences represent an intelligence failure?

GORKA: Utter complete hogwash. Garbage. Fake news of the highest degree. This action has been planned for decades by the president. Now he is in the chair. And everything you see has been planned out to the last scintilla. Everything is happening exactly to plan.

So the destruction of the U.S. and world economy is intentional?

I think I hear the second seal giving way….