Tuesday, June 16, 2026

He’s Not Sleeping!

He’s checking his eyelids for holes! He gets intelligence reports beamed directly to his brain, but he has to close his eyes to read them on the inside of his eyelids. He’s multi-tasking greater than anyone in history ever!

(He also won’t lose any time in the Oval Office after flying home from the dinner because he never goes there in the morning.)
His necktie receives confidential updates he has to read!

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