4000 Cybertrucks Have Been Sold

Can't disable autopilot
In this Cybertruck
Speed so fast it makes you scream "oh fuck"
Tries bypassing on the shoulder
By journey's end, you feel 10 years older

And I
Had a feeling that I would die
I
Had a feeling I would hit someone
Hit someone
Hit someone
Hit someone...

— Grunkle Stan (he/him) | Vaxed | Masked (@worstninjaever) April 19, 2024

All 4000 have been recalled.

To avoid voiding your warranty, do not expose your CyberTruck to:

Water
Mud
Porridge
Swedes
Denim
CyberTrucks

— A.R. Moxon (juliusgoat.bsky.social) (@JuliusGoat) April 18, 2024

Like Thanos in the movies, Tesla built its reputation on its inevitability. In the end, reality has proven to be Iron Man.

cybertruck septic tank fell off, got stuck in wheel, caused me to flip & scatter turds/willy wonka funko pops allover the highway killing me

— wint (@dril) April 19, 2024

The car really is a piece of shit.