Oh, Yeah…

At 12:01 AM, Trump calls for a “Big, Bold, Beautiful, but Highly Unexpected, yet BRILLIANT” dismissal of his case this morning. pic.twitter.com/o1AqbcXb7e

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) May 21, 2024

Obviously, this didn’t happen. (Besides, a dismissal would only have gotten him a new trial. There are obviously fact questions a jury must answer. A dismissal would be almost immediately reversed, and Trump would have to pay for this all over again. He really can’t buffalo a government into submission.)

Surprising no one.

The surprise is that Trump didn’t speak after court. A bunch of Trump lampreys did; but they’re all too boring to consider.

Right-wing interviewer says he is so excited that Trump promised to testify: “It’s the right thing to do. The man wants to get up there, look those jurors in the eyes, and fight. That’s what he does. He’s gonna get up there, say what he has to say, and fight to his last breath.” pic.twitter.com/zKZeveuKd1

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) April 20, 2024

Yeah, that didn’t happen, either