FAKE NEWS!!!📰

AP: “Two National Guard soldiers were shot Wednesday near the White House and their conditions aren’t immediately known, according to two law enforcement officials…” https://t.co/mptojDN79v pic.twitter.com/FvM0CkVnLU

— The Tennessee Holler (@TheTNHoller) November 26, 2025

This couldn’t have happened. Trump has troops there, and everyone knows it safe to walk around in the dark at midnight, and nobody locks their doors or their cars anymore, why, it’s just like living in Mayberry.

With an armed soldier every ten feet, keeping the peace. The way the Founding Fathers intended.

So this can’t be true.  If it is true, it’s only because Trump left town, and took his Awesome Aura with him.

Van Orden: You can walk around Washington, D.C. at night and it's solely because of Donald Trump's decision to send the National Guard to Washington, D.C. And he should be commended for that. pic.twitter.com/siZr0gGkUN

— Acyn (@Acyn) November 26, 2025

(As God is my witness, I thought that clip was something Acyn dredged up from last spring. I had no idea it was only a few minutes old.)