Xmas Time Is Here 🎄

This event is the White House Christmas Reception. https://t.co/jCvBGBfAhR

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) December 14, 2025

I thought this was someone catching up to Trump’s remarks at the Congressional Xmas what’s-it from last week. Nope. Same old shit, though.

Trump: We’re building an arc like the Arc de Triomphe. It will be like the one in Paris but it blows it away. pic.twitter.com/tDxxKwVP47

— Acyn (@Acyn) December 14, 2025

Right after the courts let him build his ballroom.

Trump: They're coming from Germany. They're coming from Japan, they're coming from Canada. Many factories are coming in pic.twitter.com/pN3K4lAbsL

— Acyn (@Acyn) December 14, 2025

Are the factories in the room with you right now? Can you show us in this doll 🪆 where the factories touched you?

Trump: You're going to see results in six months to a year. pic.twitter.com/9FDExHcOB5

— Acyn (@Acyn) December 14, 2025

So, cartoon factories that spring out of the ground and start operating immediately? Or at least two weeks later?

Trump: Inflation is totally neutralized. We may get it a little bit lower. You don’t want deflation. pic.twitter.com/LuGVSjC5Ng

— Acyn (@Acyn) December 14, 2025

Is it Biden’s fault he’s using Biden’s explanation of the economy? (And yes, I’ve seen The Economist cover about the rocketing U.S. economy under Biden. Did that rising tide lift all boats? Has it yet? And how does a rising tide get me a bigger boat? Nobody ever talks about that.)

Trump: We are doing great. Prices are coming down. pic.twitter.com/ZoM0PvpR0T

— Acyn (@Acyn) December 14, 2025

Drug prices are already down 1000%. Nobody’s ever seen anything like it.

Trump: They feel they have the advantage with hispanic. They don't, because I won hispanic vote. pic.twitter.com/Wmb8BCwJtR

— Acyn (@Acyn) December 14, 2025

Is he losing the ability to use definite articles?

Trump: The black mamba, the brown mamba and the viper from Peru. You do not want to play games. pic.twitter.com/g37Uzn99Aj

— Acyn (@Acyn) December 14, 2025

Reindeer games?

Trump: 28,000 people die a year from a snake by a certain snake. It's a viper, right? It's said to be the most poisonous snake in the world. pic.twitter.com/T2An8LDfbr

— Acyn (@Acyn) December 14, 2025

Thanks to Trump we can shout “XMAS PIT VIPER!!” again. Think of the lives we’ll save.

Trump: The only thing they have is history. You know, 1860’s something. I always say the one thing you can’t compete with but eventually we will have that history too. pic.twitter.com/zxZPEl47Zd

— Acyn (@Acyn) December 14, 2025

But can you compete with a pit viper? In a venom off?

Maybe Stephen Miller could.

You know why a snake won’t bite Stephen Miller? Professional courtesy.

Trump: We had three great patriots terminated by bad people and not the Syrian government. It was ISIS. pic.twitter.com/YhF9vDIH0i

— Acyn (@Acyn) December 14, 2025

He assured us he had ended ISIS, so I’m a bit confused.😕 

Trump: We’re building an arc like the Arc de Triomphe. It will be like the one in Paris but it blows it away. pic.twitter.com/tDxxKwVP47

— Acyn (@Acyn) December 14, 2025

Celebrating the triumph of money over people. Isn’t that what Xmas 🎄 is all about?