Sunday, December 14, 2025

Xmas Time Is Here 🎄

I thought this was someone catching up to Trump’s remarks at the Congressional Xmas what’s-it from last week. Nope. Same old shit, though. Right after the courts let him build his ballroom. Are the factories in the room with you right now? Can you show us in this doll đŸĒ† where the factories touched you? So, cartoon factories that spring out of the ground and start operating immediately? Or at least two weeks later?
Is it Biden’s fault he’s using Biden’s explanation of the economy? (And yes, I’ve seen The Economist cover about the rocketing U.S. economy under Biden. Did that rising tide lift all boats? Has it yet? And how does a rising tide get me a bigger boat? Nobody ever talks about that.) Drug prices are already down 1000%. Nobody’s ever seen anything like it. Is he losing the ability to use definite articles? Reindeer games?
Thanks to Trump we can shout “XMAS PIT VIPER!!” again. Think of the lives we’ll save. But can you compete with a pit viper? In a venom off?

Maybe Stephen Miller could.

You know why a snake won’t bite Stephen Miller? Professional courtesy.
He assured us he had ended ISIS, so I’m a bit confused.😕  Celebrating the triumph of money over people. Isn’t that what Xmas 🎄 is all about?
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