Even visiting the White House would be too close to the Oval Office
The self-described master of business and overall very intelligent person, speaks:
“You can't believe anything you see," he said Tuesday. "I don't even believe the polls. I see these polls and they’re not terrible. They’re sort of good. Actually if the people come out and vote, they’re very nervous. I have a feeling this is another Brexit.”
“Let’s say we’re tied, then how come we have thousands and thousands of people, thousands and thousands?” Trump asked his supporters.
As Charlie Pierce used to say: "This close to English." "Actually if they people come out and vote, they're very nervous." Is that a machine generated statement, or an utterance by someone who's native language is not English?
And then there's the argument that Trump will win because "we have thousands and thousands of people." Voter turnout in 2012 was just over 129 million persons. "Thousands and thousands" would put you somewhere behind Jill Stein this year.
You can't make this stuff up.