Okay, so I got into The Onion's Twitter Feed

...travesty that is taking place in allowing millions of people to easily meander through their country and INVADE the U.S., not to mention the Drugs & Human Trafficking pouring in through Mexico. Are the Drug Lords, Cartels & Coyotes really running Mexico? We will soon find out!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 1, 2019

Yeah, repetition is a tool of teaching, too:

Every time... pic.twitter.com/VlUVQRJYae

— Tiggy 'Tibbs' McGee (@TigTibbsy) June 1, 2019

So is sarcasm:

The well regulated militia at it again. 😐

— Months&months&months (@reallynotdonald) June 1, 2019

The shooter died after a "long-term gun battle" with police. Of course some in the Onion feed imagine one person in the building with a gun could have stopped the shooter, just the way it happens in the movies, usually in the third act.  In this case, it took several police officers firing almost continuously for some time to kill the shooter.  In the movies, the bullets always go where the script tells them to.

But that was a distinct numerical minority opinion.  Is Our Children Learning?