Very Stable Genius

I meet and talk to “foreign governments” every day. I just met with the Queen of England (U.K.), the Prince of Whales, the P.M. of the United Kingdom, the P.M. of Ireland, the President of France and the President of Poland. We talked about “Everything!” Should I immediately.....

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 13, 2019

.....call the FBI about these calls and meetings? How ridiculous! I would never be trusted again. With that being said, my full answer is rarely played by the Fake News Media. They purposely leave out the part that matters.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 13, 2019

And the Knave of Hearts?

He can't be serious.  And "the part that matters"?  What part is that?  The part where he re-interprets what he just said because when he uses a word, it means what he wants it to mean, neither more nor less?

Welcome to the Humpty-Dumpty presidency.

(I've kept the text of the original tweets; they were removed to correct the typo about the man second in line to the British Crown. On the other hand, he didn't even try to spell "Taoiseach.")