Very American to decide we are bored with COVID and therefore it is over— Jeff Kasanoff (@JeffKasanoff) May 3, 2020
I know; I'm reusing this. Because:
“The best way to fight for freedom is with love,” said Zhani Doko, a Phoenix area resident. “I like hugs...I want to bring back the ability to show affection, I think that is a horrible consequence of this pandemic ‘cause we can’t hug each other anymore.” pic.twitter.com/Vwo6Xia724— Chelsea Curtis (@curtis_chels) May 3, 2020
Someone want to explain to this guy we can hug strangers later? And "later" does not mean: after the end of the world as we know it.
Well, at least we're Making America Great Again Again.
I'm quite baffled at the fact that the news here in Australia about starting to relax some of our restrictions sounds almost identical to the news in the USA about relaxing restrictions.— Geoff Langdale (@geofflangdale) May 3, 2020
The only minor difference is that we are down to 8-15 cases per day for the whole country.
— Tyler 🐯👑 (@Tyler_The_Wise) May 3, 2020If it's any comfort to you, these are the people in charge:
Q. What is 2 + 2?
— Walter Shaub (@waltshaub) May 3, 2020
A. I know that it's 9.
Q. Mathematicians say it's 4.
A. Absolutely. I agree with that.
Q. So which is it?
A. Indeed it is. But what matters most is that flouride is a communist plot.
Q. What?
A. Martha, have you ever seen a commie drink a glass of water?
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