Not Really Watching The Game

The game is meh but I never get tired of watching my wife hate Tom Brady.

— AllowedHatToBelieve (@Popehat) February 8, 2021

...but: yeah.

Kind of ironic that the first Matthew McConaughey advertisement that didn’t make him seem as high as a kite was for Doritos

— AllowedHatToBelieve (@Popehat) February 8, 2021

I’m not missing the frequent game interruptions, either. (Although I want to lodge a complaint about the criminal misuse of Jason Alexander in an ad. That was really senseless.)

(And does anybody watch a commercial and go to “blah blah.com” to “continue the story”? No, no, don’t tell me. It would be depressing.)

Half-time is like “Weekend Update” on SNL. Nothing worth staying for happens after. 

(The Buccaneers are playing soccer. That pass interference call in the last 30 seconds of the half was a player acting like he was tripped because he knew he couldn’t catch it. He wasn’t tripped, he fell to his knees like he suddenly decided to pray. On the soccer field they ignore such antics. On this field they give him the “Best Actor” award. It doesn’t hurt that Kansas City is collecting penalties like they were Super Bowl souvenirs.)

Who am I kidding, this game sucks.