Wednesday, June 17, 2026

Nanobubblers

JD Vance says Trump meant that money would be invested over the next 300 years.
EXCLUSIVE: MeidasTouch has obtained an internal email revealing the Trump admin has elevated the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool algae crisis to a "regional and national priority" — desperately seeking federal workers for 12-hour scrubbing shifts just weeks after a $14 million renovation that Trump promised would make it "gorgeous."
No waste, fraud and abuse here! They snuck it into the pipes during construction! Wait! No!! Obama did it!
In response, a spokesperson for the Department of the Interior took a swipe at the Obama administration in a statement obtained by The New York Post.

“The nanobubbler technology has successfully destroyed the algae bloom that has plagued every pool reopening since 1922, most infamously, the Obama pool reopening that resulted in massive algae clumps taking over the pool’s surface,” the spokesperson said.

“Now, due to deploying the advanced nanobubbler technology, the algae is dead and being vacuumed up as we speak.”
Sure, that’s what’s happening.

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