His Cold, Dead Hand Reaches Up From The Grave 🪦

our comic book prez. spawn of Mad Magazine & Tales of the Crypt. https://t.co/54LioMRToI

— Joyce Carol Oates (@JoyceCarolOates) July 10, 2026

Does he think he’s Hamlet’s father, coming back from the grave to charge his son to avenge his death?

It doesn't work that way https://t.co/dRE8XXhDrV

— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) July 10, 2026

Maybe it’s in a new codicil to his will?

https://t.co/p663U9i483 pic.twitter.com/OpSjz4oOGk

— Tyler Talley (@tylertalley22) July 10, 2026

I’ve been telling you, he thinks he’s the new owner of a sole proprietorship. That’s his only frame of reference.