Ban Bans, or, The Lighter Side Of The News

Kelsey Grammer: We have had social security forever. It's always out of money. That's the greatest socialist program Why don’t we allow people invest 12% of their income themselves and retire off of it, they would all be millionaires. pic.twitter.com/dMjl4GGiDF

— Acyn (@Acyn) August 24, 2026

Rich Hollywood stars can afford to hire someone to invest 12% of their income and turn it into millions. Wage slaves (the vast majority of us) can’t give up 12% of our income, nor would it ever be enough to invest. 12% of nothing is still nothing. Here:

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— @Fievel131. (@Fievel131) August 24, 2026

The Rupert post will come back up in a minute.

Watters: You think it’s ok to slash a ding-a-ling off

El-Sayed: Do you really want to have this conversation? Are you circumcised?

Watters: Yeah

El-Sayed: Then you probably want to move on. pic.twitter.com/mC2w6dlv4o

— Acyn (@Acyn) August 25, 2026

That was worth the price of admission.

Q: Why do you love Donald Trump so much?

Trump supporter: First of all he's a real person. He's a businessman. Country is a business and he's running it like a business.

Q: How is a country a business?

TS: I don't know how to answer that.

Q: What's Trump's greatest… pic.twitter.com/ecgSAWi9o5

— Reggie B. (@reggiebblue) August 24, 2026

Nope pic.twitter.com/2TiUeV6iPh

— The Tennessee Holler (@TheTNHoller) August 24, 2026

I think Pence should run for president on this issue. https://t.co/6CViSFlgAT

— Laura Ingraham (@IngrahamAngle) August 24, 2026

Pence should run for President on the idea of treating people with decency and respect?

Somehow I don’t think that’s what Ingraham means. Treating people with decency and respect is probably Sharia law, anyway.

El-Sayed: Do you know what canon law is? I don’t begrudge you your right to practice your faith as you choose. I don’t know why the idea that I can practice my faith as I choose is a problem. Nobody is trying to push Sharia law on anyone else, just like I hope nobody is trying to… pic.twitter.com/HDNl2aSnzv

— Acyn (@Acyn) August 25, 2026

El-Sayed: Do you know what canon law is? I don’t begrudge you your right to practice your faith as you choose. I don’t know why the idea that I can practice my faith as I choose is a problem. Nobody is trying to push Sharia law on anyone else, just like I hope nobody is trying to push canon law on anybody else.