The Ghost of the Bowling Green Massacre

Kayleigh Mendacity strikes again. https://t.co/08P8vwFuMF

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) October 1, 2020

Okay, so about those claims the Press Secretary spewed in lieu of a proper answer to proper questions ("What river, and where is it?")

First, the ballots found in Pennsylvania were reported by the Justice Department (wholly improperly, many say).

The investigation later concluded it was caused by confusion over how to handle 'naked ballots,' those that are not sealed in a required envelope. Also, it is no longer claimed that all nine ballots were for Trump, since two were still sealed.

Yeah, we've covered that.  But no ditches or rivers involved there.

There was a ditch in Wisconsin, and it did contain some absentee ballots.

We learned that three trays of mail were found in a ditch at the intersection of two highways in Greenville, Wisconsin, on the morning of Sept. 21, 2020. We reached out to the Outagamie County Sheriff’s Office, which initially found the trays in the ditch. Lt. Ryan Carpenter, supervisor of the Criminal Investigation Division said: “The mail was supposed to be in transit to the post office. The content of the mail was mixed, but did contain several absentee ballots.”

Which has a whole lot more to do with the integrity of the U.S. Mail than it does anything else.  What happened and how is being investigated by the Postal Inspector.  My guess is it won't be that hard to figure out who was responsible for that mail and/or would have been in the area where the mail was found.  Again, an integrity of the mail issue, not just an integrity of the ballot issue.  And presumably those ballots were delivered to the proper authority.  So the election rolls on.

But still no river.  We still don't know where the river is.  Maybe it's where the Bowling Green Massacre occurred.