"our culture is advanced beyond all that you can possibly comprehend with 100% of your brain"

Yeah, now I'm just milking it, but as watertigre would say: Face the snark.

"We understand now that in today's post-Sept. 11 environment, it was reasonable and appropriate for citizens and law enforcement officials to take any perceived threat posed by our light boards very seriously and to respond as they did," the statement said.

The soon to be infamous TBS apology. That, ladies and gentlemen and meatwads, is how you issue a non-apology apology with your $2 million downpayment on publicity money can't buy. And while you're at it:

BEWARE OUR LIGHT BOARDS!

You have been warned. Raise the terror level from Blackwatch plaid to Rush's "Moving Pictures" album. Yes, it's that bad.

What, you want proof? Okay. But remember: you asked for it.

" — a more obvious sight when darkness fell."*