It's not crazy if it's a conspiracy against you....

All I want for Xmas....

Alan West (or somebody under his name) writes:

I am one who steers very clear of tinfoil hat conspiracy theories. I often believe progressives plant stories in order to distract and disrupt, enabling them to pursue their true goals and objectives....

Which, of course, is the best way to steer very clear of tinfoil hat conspiracy theories; just presume the wildest one possible as normative, and the rest of them aren't crazy at all.

And then you don't have to steer clear of anything.

Via Wonkette