Wednesday, March 18, 2020

History's Needle Is Stuck*


So I spend the morning outside doing the Lord's work (actually, the lawn's work, but both start with "L" so close enough is good enough, right?  Well, in the Lord's clear air, okay?) and come inside to find the world still going to shit and the POTUS still going around in tighter and tighter circles.  But first:  it's money that matters!
He's just the President in charge of the branch of government distributing and determining who gets tested.  What can he do about it?  Meanwhile, Trump speaks in public again:

And at that point:



And:

Not to worry, Dear Leader is content:
And he's very well informed:

Rich people don't believe Pence, either:

Or they can count, and know 10,000 is not that many in a country of 350 million.

MEOW (ask Russell Baker).  And remember yesterday, when Trump said he'd been on top of this pandemic before anyone was calling it a pandemic?  Trump doesn't, either:
War time presidents give problems nicknames to shame them.

Oh, good; battling international conspiracy theories.  That'll help in this crisis.
And in answer to this:
This is why:

Just sayin'.  You can pretty much figure every elected official in D.C. is scared shitless by that number. Trump’s denial is not comforting them.

I have to get back to the garden....



*Ask yer grandpa!  Snot-nosed punks!

1 comment:

  1. Your MEOW is the first time I've laughed in days.

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