Getting Back To Normal Any Day Now

Mark Zuckerberg on his Facebook page: "We're canceling any large physical events we had planned with 50 or more people through June 2021."

You read that right...2021 pic.twitter.com/JDmq5h5lEr

— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) April 16, 2020

States with the lowest total percentage of their population tested for #COVID19 pic.twitter.com/71g0eTzUCw

— Scott Gottlieb, MD (@ScottGottliebMD) April 16, 2020

So we can re-open Texas next week, right?  Right?

COVID is the no. 2 killer.

But unlike heart disease, cancer, chronic lower respiratory illness, accidents, strokes, aneurysms diabetes or Alzheimer’s, you can get coronavirus after merely shaking someone’s hand or breathing in air after they coughedhttps://t.co/aYBKWoBuNP pic.twitter.com/TyFqkX75y4

— Marc Caputo (@MarcACaputo) April 16, 2020

Yeah, but it'll all go away, like a miracle.  Besides, it's like the flu, and we don't shut down the country for the flu!

Moore was on that long list of people Trump named this week who are advising the administration. He says that "starting tomorrow" American businesses need to be able to open their doors. https://t.co/j0VjpXs3IX

— Kaitlan Collins (@kaitlancollins) April 16, 2020

What's the worst thing that can happen?

NEW: State count of total deaths in NY thus far from #coronavirus is 12,192.

NOTE: Figure does not include the some 3,700 deaths reported in NYC which are considered probable deaths from #coronavirus

— Jesse McKinley (@jessemckinley) April 16, 2020

bet marie kondo is wishing she had more shit in her house right about now.

— pony starwars (@tigersgoroooar) April 15, 2020

Meanwhile, among the cloistered (we are all cloistered now.  That's a new metaphor I'm trying to work up into a theory.)

the nun in white is a great two way player. aggressive offense, hustling back on defense. high basketball iq as well, you can tell she sees the plays developing before they happen on both ends. https://t.co/dEOdK4ot8R

— Max Tani (@maxwelltani) April 16, 2020

Nuns got game!

As Ann Richards (?) said, Ginger did everything Fred did, except backwards and in high heels.  You wanna play basketball in a nun's habit?