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I'm not sure but I think Senator Daines is supporting protectionist policies for Montana meth. https://t.co/MJyPd2qBJg

— Charles P. Pierce (@CharlesPPierce) March 26, 2021

Navy SEAL recruits Ted Cruz, Lindsey Graham and Mike Lee prepare to take on the human trafficking cartels. From @therecount pic.twitter.com/CC3A5YpBrc

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) March 26, 2021

Its D-Day, as the Elite Strike Force aboard the USS Clown Show led by Capt Ted Cruz, Lt. Lindsey Graham and Sgt Mike Lee, embark on the Rio Grande in a show of force to intimidate the Mexican cartels. pic.twitter.com/4tR4xPZsPr

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) March 26, 2021

So apparently CBP doesn't get in the river, so the intrepid Senators had to rely on...Texas Highway Patrol?

"He was unelected" -- Tommy Tuberville on what happened to Trump last November pic.twitter.com/NhqXV16Ybt

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 26, 2021

The junior Senator from Alabama was also there.

With Gilligan The Skipper too They’re millionaires & they’re white....

— Brenda A Duarte 🇨🇦✍🏼 (@BrendaADuarte1) March 26, 2021

The ear-worm is just lagniappe.  You’re welcome.