Now Is Not What It Used To Be, or Elon’s Accomplishments

A lot of making up things that are going to happen that never actually happen too. https://t.co/VbgWloudLg

— Schooley (@Rschooley) December 19, 2022

Cars that explode into fire that cannot be extinguished.

Cars that lock owners in, or out, of their cars.

In a world where cars are expected to run well over 100,000 miles, Tesla resolutely produces cars that will be planters before 100,000 miles. Relentlessly backward, in other words.

Stock value that has plummeted 66% in one year, with little sign the collapse is slowing.

No cybertruck, despite taking orders for them over a year ago.

The Boring Company.

SpaceX, which is blowing up rockets like it was the 1950’s.

Neuralink:

Elon Musk Receives Experimental Neuralink Implant In Attempt To Delete Memory Of Being Booed https://t.co/iL39zKCkQZ pic.twitter.com/ibkkLxerEr

— The Onion (@TheOnion) December 13, 2022

Twitter. FUBAR.

No big movement. But worth noting that Tesla stock perked up a bit when it seemed like Musk would step down from Twitter. But when it seemed like he wouldn’t it went back down again.

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) December 20, 2022

“Move fast and burn through other people’s money.” He has accomplished that.