I Saw It On Twitter, It MUST Be True!

pic.twitter.com/CpcHdQcDu3

— Best of Dying Twiter (@bestofdyingtwit) December 22, 2022

he’s on a roll this morning! pic.twitter.com/1EC86SfGpu

— Best of Dying Twiter (@bestofdyingtwit) December 22, 2022

There’s a chart and everything! You can’t argue with a chart…

he clearly reads ALL of his mentions and chooses to respond to accounts with blackface in their profile pic

— Best of Dying Twiter (@bestofdyingtwit) December 22, 2022

I'm gonna have to tweet something about Elmo so he’ll notice me! He’s so dreamy….

when you invent a twitter feature that already exists https://t.co/ZXO7TmK606

— iana murray (@ianamurray) December 22, 2022

Any question of Musk’s sooper genius really is MDS.

Bots Populi, Bots Dei https://t.co/r54aBnvFWq https://t.co/j50p0qwzRw pic.twitter.com/ffo02Fad5w

— Best of Dying Twiter (@bestofdyingtwit) December 22, 2022

They’re just jealous because Elmo wins all the polls. And certainly a good reason to listen to Elmo’s polls when they are about American legislation.

BYW, if you’re wondering, TSLA keeps dropping. Like a stone:

Last one I promise. Here's Tesla, Ford and GM. Note that stock prices moving roughly in tandem until mid-October when Musk's impending takeover is finalized and then ... well, not in tandem. pic.twitter.com/V54Hyms2kI

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) December 22, 2022

Two days ago Tesla was at $137.80.