Tuesday, August 13, 2024

A Tale Best Told In Tweets

So it's pretty much the "my dog ate my homework" of the internet, huh? Why do I think Elmo believes it, anyway? Of course, the REAL story is on Twitter! Or it was Colonel Mustard in the Conservatory with the lead pipe. This was real, though: SO MUCH WINNING! ONCE AGAIN, FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK! He does love the uneducated. Elmo, BTW, doesn't need education. Elmo is a genie-US! "FUCK ALL Y'ALL! I'M DONALD TRUMP!" The funniest part of this to me was Trump's obsession with the cover of TIME Magazine. a) Who reads TIME anymore? b) in this digital age, who looks at magazine covers anymore? That would be rockets that don't work and tunnels that don't get built? Along with cars that explode into unquenchable fire and still can't so much as drive themselves in an empty parking lot? Or shut owners out? Or just brick, because...software? More bon mots from the stable genius to the ultimate genius! SO MUCH WINNING! AGAIN!!!! Yeah, about those rallies. There seems to be a reason why he's not doing them. BACK TO THE BIG BROADCAST! Alright, not strictly Twitter-only, but I have to include it:

"It's just one of those things, and we would talk a lot about Ukraine," Trump said. "It was the apple of his eye, but I said, 'Don't ever do it, don't ever do — you can't do it, Vladimir. You do it, it's going to be a bad day. You cannot do it.' I told him things what I'd do and he said, 'No way,' and I said, 'Way.'"

As Joe said, Trump channeled his inner Moon Unit Zappa/Valley Girl to fanboi over Vlad. Presidential timber!

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  1. The Thought Criminal10:49 AM

    Well, they do say, or at least did, that Time was a magazine for those who can't think as Life was for those who can't read, though nowadays they've got social-media for both.

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