The Country Stephen Miller Wants To Live In

Kristi Noem: “We can't trust our government anymore.”

Bash: “You are the government.”

Noem: “Yes, that’s what I’m saying.”pic.twitter.com/J3JqAQFv0F

— No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen (@NoLieWithBTC) January 11, 2026

🚨Hours after ICE murdered Renee Good, Border Patrol swarmed an Uber driver demanding ID:

UD: What do you mean if I’m from this country?

BP: You don’t have the same accent as me

UD: You’re going by accents now?

BP: Where were you born?

UD: You guys need psychiatric checkups pic.twitter.com/RVYc251gpD

— Status Coup News (@StatusCoup) January 11, 2026

Doctor: "Where were you born?”

Curly: “In a hospital.”

Doctor: “Why?”

Curly: “I wanted to be near my mother!”

Tapper: The question is, what was she doing when she was moving her car?

Noem: The question Is why are we arguing with the president who's working to keep people safe? pic.twitter.com/r1dEGIS7KL

— Acyn (@Acyn) January 11, 2026

You know, teenagers can be more cooperative than that.

Look like Pahlavi and Netanyahu have something in common - they have both very unwisely decided to take sides in US domestic politics. Good luck with that approach over the long term. https://t.co/xZbE2UBos7

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) January 11, 2026

Trump probably thinks if he can kidnap the Ayatollah, he’ll control Iran, too. After all, Mitch McConnell said all Trump has to do is notify Congress 48 hours after it’s over.

When you have about 20,000 armed, masked men who refuse to identify themselves driving around the country in unmarked vehicles, randomly asking people at gunpoint what kind of American they are, it is just a matter of time until everything spirals out of control. pic.twitter.com/KcACIo9ruw

— Daractenus (@Daractenus) January 11, 2026

Stephen Miller says this is exactly the country he wants to live in. And you thought you were voting for a better economy.

ice takes out ICE again 😬 🧊 pic.twitter.com/tFOCbtVqwc

— The Tennessee Holler (@TheTNHoller) January 11, 2026

Surely the Board knows what democracy is. It is the line that forms on the right. It is the don’t in Don’t Shove. It is the hole in the stuffed shirt through which the sawdust slowly trickles; it is the dent in the high hat.

Or the ICE thug taking a pratfall while chasing a citizen with a camera.

And at Texas A&M University, English and Philosophy professors cannot include Plato in the curriculum. Specifically, they cannot teach the Symposium, because among the many discussions of love Aristophanes argues there were three genders in the beginning: male, female, and a mix of both. TAMU considers that “gender ideology,” and will not allow impressionable young Aggies (the student nickname) to be exposed to it.  TAMU has long been the source of “Aggie jokes” in Texas (basically about how dumb they are). The university is determined to meet that stereotype head on, and become it.