Is That Today?

Kayleigh: I’m very excited. Trump has said this is going to be the greatest rally he has ever done.

Watters: Doesn’t he say that about every rally?

Kayleigh: Yeah but he’s in rare form when he’s talking about sending Schumer a velvet Palestinian ensemble. It’s going to be… pic.twitter.com/wVeTiJZUHP

— Acyn (@Acyn) June 25, 2026

Trump: I am thrilled to declare that America is back. We are respected by everybody. Nobody is laughing at us anymore. Two years ago they were laughing. We were a joke two years ago. We’re not a joke anymore. pic.twitter.com/kkeZzRB37C

— Acyn (@Acyn) June 25, 2026

Is the president okay? pic.twitter.com/tnoOpBVEzp

— Orla Joelsen (@OJoelsen) June 23, 2026

At what point does touching water become a crime in the U.S.? Asking for a friend… https://t.co/3obYHeSbPG

— Orla Joelsen (@OJoelsen) June 24, 2026

Trump: “America will NEVER be a communist country!”

Two hours later:

Trump: “I’ve instructed the DOJ to investigate why private companies aren’t lowering their prices.” pic.twitter.com/zhS3V39D8a

— Orla Joelsen (@OJoelsen) June 24, 2026

Laughing? 😂. Or wondering what the hell is going on? 🤔 And which is better?

Trump: But just like those patriots of 1776, over the past 17 months we have taken power back from the far off political class. They are trying to gain it back but it's not going to happen. We have reclaimed our sovereignty, regained our liberty, restored our prosperity, and we… pic.twitter.com/j0eEsgQKJD

— Acyn (@Acyn) June 25, 2026

For the billionaire class….

Trump: We're delivering the largest reduction in drug price history with price differences of 400, 500 and even 600%. Who would think that? If you took down a half a percent, somebody said you were a genius. 400, 500, 600, 700, 800%. Nobody has seen anything like it. pic.twitter.com/wEdowGp3jN

— Acyn (@Acyn) June 25, 2026

There’s a reason for that.

Trump: On July fourth, we will have the greatest show of all on the national mall. Your favorite president will be speaking. So please show up! pic.twitter.com/hIaCWvFY4D

— Acyn (@Acyn) June 25, 2026

Trump: We're going to have what is called the patriot games. The first of its kind competition featuring the greatest high school athletes from all across the United States. pic.twitter.com/Vekr0ieKo2

— Acyn (@Acyn) June 25, 2026

Are they appearing as tributes?

Duffy: Our young people have been lied to. They have been told that they would be fulfilled with hookup culture or some get-rich-quick scheme or they could find fame on social media and that would fulfill them. But I'll tell you, they found that's a false promise. That's a lie.… pic.twitter.com/rMSS899WHM

— Acyn (@Acyn) June 25, 2026

Duffy: Our young people have been lied to. They have been told that they would be fulfilled with hookup culture or some get-rich-quick scheme or they could find fame on social media and that would fulfill them. But I'll tell you, they found that's a false promise. That's a lie. And they have sought truth. They have gone to church.

And what is the state of transportation in America, Mr. Secretary?

Duffy: think we have to give a big round of applause for our military band and singers. Way better than those libtards that canceled on us. So much better. Thank you guys. President Trump will make you famous. pic.twitter.com/wlRMH3mKyU

— Acyn (@Acyn) June 25, 2026

The surgery to remove his lips from Trump’s ass U.S. scheduled for sometime in 2029.

Trump: Iran has no missile launchers. For the first time in 3000 years, we are finally going to have peace in the Middle East. pic.twitter.com/9DugrN5AGt

— Acyn (@Acyn) June 25, 2026

I’ll have you know I left out the references to the ballroom being equivalent to the Washington monument, the pool being wrecked and already perfect again, and the transgender mutilization of children.

Gotta leave you something for the greatest rally EVER! by your favoritest president in history!

 

So it’ll sound new….