It’s The Only Way To Be Sure

It’s all so goddamn ridiculous 🎪 https://t.co/biZ2nfUSXq

— The Tennessee Holler (@TheTNHoller) June 23, 2026

It will at least keep the cars off of it.

🚨 BREAKING: Close Trump advisors have been informing him the likeliest cause of any “rip” in the Reflecting Pool surface came from him insisting the full motorcade drive on the fresh surface to “inspect” it before it was refilled, which he immediately denies to blame liberals. pic.twitter.com/xJxlVtBM4k

— John Bourscheid 🇺🇸 🚀 (@bourscheid) June 23, 2026

NO FUCKING TOUCHING!

That’s my Mountain Dew still, these people will believe anything. pic.twitter.com/eJ7pKEsaTY

— Tie Crimes (@TieCrimes) June 23, 2026