A) He Really Thinks This Is Important

Trump: Apple Maps has just announced that it has changed the name of Lake Ontario to Lake America, so now that very important change of names, between Google Maps and Apple Maps, is complete, ratified, and binding. pic.twitter.com/fQzO0XT3rN

— Acyn (@Acyn) September 2, 2026

B) He really thinks this means something.

Trump on Iran: "I'm not affected by the election. Number one, I'm not running." pic.twitter.com/5ICGiwOyKK

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 2, 2026

No shit.