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So:

"James Talarico is polling better than any Democrat in at least 24 years," Enten said. "You have to go all the way back to 2002 to find a Democrat even polling anywhere close to where Talarico is polling right now. Texas Democrats have dreamt about turning it blue. This time the numbers actually support the idea that they may actually be able to do it."

Huh.

Trump on Talarico: "He believes in six genders, he takes hits at Jesus Christ, he's wearing a mask six months ago. Anybody wearing a mask six months ago doesn't get it. And he's a vegan! He's a vegan in Texas." pic.twitter.com/r4ai9h5zsz

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 20, 2026

I guess they do. (And I truly shudder to think what Trump identifies as “Jesus Christ.” Or how Talarico “takes hits at Jesus Christ.” The vegan thing is a lame slap based on Talarico ordering a potato, egg, and cheese breakfast taco once. I like breakfast tacos; but I prefer them without meat.  A lot of people in Texas eat that. I really want to see Paxton pick up these attacks. It would be fun.)