Thursday, October 31, 2019

"It's gold, Jerry! Gold!"


The ratings will be through the roof!  People will be glued to their TV sets!  Women will faint, strong men will cry!  Generals with tears in their eyes will tell Trump it's the greatest event they've ever witnessed!  Police officers in Chicago will tell him they've rededicated themselves to cleaning up the city after hearing him read, and will declare they can do it single-handedly!

It'll be the single most watched TV program in the history of the universe!  It'll go global!  The entire planet will tune in!  Suck it, Neil Armstrong!  Your moon landing was nothing compared to this!

(Can you tell I really want him to do it?)

 

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