Saturday, May 31, 2025

Stephen Miller, LL.D.*

"Not people who have any right to be here.” Gives away the game, doesn’t it? Those whom Stephen Miller declares “illegal aliens” (not a legal term of art) are not persons, as in:
No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offence to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.
And:
All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.
And the courts decide what the law is. Not the POTUS. Not an advisor to the POTUS. They decide the law starting, in this case, with the plain language of the law. “No person” does not leave room for “illegal aliens are NOT people.” It certainly leaves no room for: “I don’t like what the courts say, so I have the authority to say’Fuck the courts.’” Although I will say you are pushing hard for an impeachment if you get Trump to take that line. Impeachment AND removal, especially if you make it grounds for who the voters choose in 2026.

I don’t see anything here that says you’d wait until after the midterms to trot out this Constitutional crisis you are hankering for.
Yes, they do. Until the appellate court says they don’t, or the Supreme Court says they don’t. That’s the way a federal court system works in this country; and has since Congress established it. Funny thing, but we don’t have laws for persons in only one party of the country, and wholly different laws for persons in another part of the country. Or state by state, for that matter. See Section I of the 14th Amendment, above, for further information. Trump has never worked hard a day in his life.✅

Trump wouldn’t know what “right” was if it walked up and kicked him in the nuts. ✅

Trump is a scammer and a grifter, and has been all his life. ✅

Trump is getting rich off being POTUS, and is openly running a pay for play Presidency. Put enough money in his hand, he’ll give you back something that costs him nothing, but that he’d never give away for free. ✅

Trump is a criminal, in accordance with the laws if the state of New York. And he is getting away with everything. ✅

If illegal aliens were getting rich, they’d be hiring better lawyers, and getting their citizenship, like Elon Musk did before he was The Richest Man In The World.

Every accusation is a confession.

Except for the ones that are completely insane:


*The “D” is for “deranged.”

Of Pictures And A Thousand Words


 🐁 ? Even the mice are confused. 😵‍💫 

If they quit trying to change mice 🐁 gender we’ll have less need for HIV vaccines for mice. Or something. 🐁🐁
I still don’t understand what those law firms thought they were doing.
Contempt findings can’t come soon enough.
Biden really should have had the foresight to protect the constitution from the voters. And I’m pretty sure the Roberts Court actively expanded unaccountable executive power all by its 6-3 self.

The Tooth Fairy 🧚 Could Not Be Reached For Comment

Condescending evangelism is never a good look. 

But it’s surprising how often you run into it.

I have to say, “I sincerely apologize that all you snowflakes got your delicate fee-fees hurt by what I said, but you better get right with God before you go to hell,” is not the strategy I expected.

Friday, May 30, 2025

Sen. Ernst Says: “Good Night, Kiddees”

🌮

So, it’s Harvard’s fault SpaceX rockets keep rapidly disassembling off-schedule?

He thinks it’s a bank loan, doesn’t he? Well, the former is impossible, and the latter is certainly possible, so… Elmo gets his legal advice from TACO.🌮  I would start the comparisons with what Hitler did to Europe. Or Covid did to the world. Or… I just like watching Stephen Miller make an ass of himself.

🤖

2/ RFK is a clown and it's a meaty news story to see what possible studies he cld be citing to support his claims. I keep reading seriously publications arguing that AI cld rreach escape velocity 'general intelligence' sometime in the next year. But that seems just really improbable.

JMM’s entire take on AI sounds like people trying to still defend Elmo by saying he’s still good “at many things.”

—Nobody wants his Cybertruck 

—Legacy car makers are eating his lunch.

—StarLink is alive only because Musk used the government to strong arm foreign countries.

—The Boring Company is all but tits up.

—Tesla will not likely survive the failure to make an autonomous taxi.

—Elmo still thinks he’ll build autonomous humanoid robots to build his cars. And AI will achieve “general intelligence” by Xmas. Or at least eventually do all the things marketers of AI say it will.  Eventually. Maybe. Someday. By and by.

By which time it will figure out not to make up references, no matter what it’s told? Which actually would exceed the abilities of the average student.

Look!👀 Over There!

Yesterday. Today.

Coincidence? No; cover.

Chatter At The National High School Lunch Table

 Did you hear what Trump said? 

"[Leonard] Leo is somebody who's very close to those justices and we're already seeing signs, right, that the three Trump appointees are not so firmly in Trump's camp as some would have expected," the legal expert told the panel.

"And to have that kind of unhinged attack calling Leonard Leo a sleazebag, the word the president used, I mean, it's almost incomprehensible," he added before recalling, "The last time I saw Leonard Leo was last fall at the Federalist Society conference, and he was not schmoozing with other, you know, wealthy lawyers who were there or other conservative legal activists who were there. He was sitting in the lobby of the Hilton Hotel that I know you all are very familiar with, chatting with a Catholic priest and a Catholic nun, okay, so the guy is not a sleazebag."

"There are people that will have disagreements and criticisms, will say he's anti-majoritarian, those are all things that I think one can debate as reasonable criticism," he pointed out. "But to call him a sleazebag is just sort of bizarre lashing out at someone because you didn't get your way and I don't think that's going to sit well with his friends on the Supreme Court."
🙀

Trump is usually a genius about wielding loyalties to his benefit.

But "real 'sleazebag'" Leonard Leo has spent a great deal of $$, um, influencing the people Trump needs.

Anyway, I've been noting import of far right involvement in tariff cases for weeks. So Imma mark this as a win.
A lot!
Also, if you're wondering, that Leo screed is 510 words long.

The Old Man had a lot to say...
Because the real problem is what he said about people.
Donald Trump is gonna have some real cognitive dissonance when he remembers that Aileen Cannon is a Leonard Leo gal.
Ya know, those 510 words included this:
The horrific decision stated that I would have to get the approval of Congress for these Tariffs. In other words, hundreds of politicians would sit around D.C. for weeks, and even months, trying to come to a conclusion as to what to charge other Countries that are treating us unfairly. If allowed to stand, this would completely destroy Presidential Power — The Presidency would never be the same! This decision is being hailed all over the World by every Country, other than the United States of America. Radical Left Judges, together with some very bad people, are destroying America.

But that’s just Trump being Trump, right? I’m sure the Supremes will care less about Trump’s theory of Presidential power than they will about his gossip (well, with the probable exception of Alito and Thomas). 

Thursday, May 29, 2025

Funny The Administration Never Talks About This

>> @MeidasTouch : Can you give us a sense of what is going on today at the ports across California?

@CAGovernor Newsom: The ports in LA saw 17 cancellations of vessels…10 cancellations already that we’re projecting in June. This has already had an impact. Shortages and supply constraints are inevitable if this continues. It’s self-inflicted by the Trump Administration. We cannot overstate the impacts of the damage.
There’s a reason more people live in New York. For one thing, you never hear of “New York Man.” That’s only with the concurrence of Congress. Which is precisely what the Court of International Trade ruled.

Somebody’s got to “preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States.”
It’s a conspiracy, I tells ya! So you are gonna go to Congress, or nah? Outreach to the two most populous areas of the country! Navarro makes you realize how much worse Trump could be. When you never thought that was possible. See? 

Have you noticed Trump is very silent about the Court of International Trade ruling?
Is that why?

“The Presidency Would..Be The Same!”

 Somebody’s really gonna have to sit this guy down

Backroom 'hustlers' must not be allowed to destroy our Nation!" wrote Trump. "The horrific decision stated that I would have to get the approval of Congress for these Tariffs. In other words, hundreds of politicians would sit around D.C. for weeks, and even months, trying to come to a conclusion as to what to charge other Countries that are treating us unfairly. If allowed to stand, this would completely destroy Presidential Power — The Presidency would never be the same! This decision is being hailed all over the World by every Country, other than the United States of America. Radical Left Judges, together with some very bad people, are destroying America."

"Under this decision, Trillions of Dollars would be lost by our Country, money that will, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN," he added. "It would be the harshest financial ruling ever leveled on us as a Sovereign Nation. The President of the United States must be allowed to protect America against those that are doing it Economic and Financial harm. Thank you for your attention to this matter!"
…and take him through Article I and Article II, maybe with pictures and crayons.
Trump. "The horrific decision stated that I would have to get the approval of Congress for these Tariffs.... If allowed to stand, this would completely destroy Presidential Power — The Presidency would never be the same!"
Actually, the Presidency would be the same. The same as it has been since 1789. And the “trillions of dollars”?
Ignoring the plane from Qatar, Benen pointed out that Trump appears to love the figure "$5.1 trillion." He uses it a lot.

"He referenced it a week ago when unveiling the 'Make America Healthy Again' report, which came two days after he pushed the same line during a visit to Capitol Hill, which came one day after he repeated the talking point at the White House," wrote Benen, noting that last week Trump even suggested the sum could even be “$7 trillion."

...

A Washington Post fact-check said that Trump has recently begun claiming successes and foreign investments secured by President Joe Biden as his own. Trump's fuzzy math includes Biden investments as well as those Trump had previously secured before the trip. Still, Trump maintained that "in about two hours," he secured $5.1 trillion.

"The sum of the deals is under $1 trillion," the report said.

The New York Times report did its own calculations, saying, "The value of the agreements appeared to total about $283 billion.”
But he does love the sound of “trillions of dollars.”

👀🌮👀☠️🤡

The audacity of seeing what is right in front of your eyes.👀 
So you are working on a plan B right now?" one correspondent asked.

"Plan A encompasses all strategic options," he insisted. "We are not naive about rogue justices in the judiciary and Democrats filing lawsuits. This has got to stop, by the way. This weaponization of the judiciary."

A second reporter's question vexed the White House adviser.

"How much of that is because every time you get a court decision you don't like, you and your colleagues come out here and rail against rogue judges?" the reporter wondered.

"See, who is this guy?" Navarro demanded to know.

The reporter identified himself as Andrew Feinberg of The Independent.

"Okay, so that is such a biased question," Navarro huffed. "That is not a journalist question. That was like an op-ed, sir. So I don't even respond to that."
When plain truth is too ideological.

Meanwhile: Well, until the court lifts the stay. Which could be fairly soon. And then it can’t go to the Supremes until there’s a final decision. And their year ends July 4. Which means they wouldn’t hear an appeal until late this year at the earliest. But more likely, next year.  And then rule…? 🤷🏻‍♂️ 

It could happen.

Every Accusation Is A Confession

How does government work, again? Election results suspend the rule of law. For Republicans, only. The suit in Judge Chutkan’s court is looming large. The point, that there is no substance, goes right over her head.
NOTUS: A NOTUS investigation found that the MAHA commission report cites studies that appear to not exist. Does the WH have confidence that the info coming from HHS can be trusted?

LEAVITT: Yes. I understand there were some formatting issues, but it does not negate the substance of the report.

NOTUS: Did they use AI?

LEAVITT: I can't speak to that
The NOTUS report found the study was rife with false sources, and several researchers contacted by NOTUS denied authorship of the “sources” listed.
"It’s not clear that anyone wrote the study cited in the MAHA report."

Wow. If these were freshman, caught using ChatGPT that made up bogus studies, they'd get flunked or worse.

Elmo Has A Sad 😞

 Eric Lipton, NYT:

The question always was how long would the Musk Trump show last. We now have the answer.

A Disillusioned Musk, Distanced From Trump, Says He’s Exiting Washington https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/28/us/politics/elon-musk-trump-doge.html?smid=nytcore-android-share
Just as the statutory 150 day deadline for “temporary appointments” looms, and as Judge Tanya Chutkan is ruling on a challenge to the authority of DOGE and Musk for violating the appointments clause, a violation which could render void everything DOGE did.  (The Administration argument is that Musk was only temporarily appointed, so there is no Constitutional violation.)

But nothing to see here, says NYT, because Mr. Musk went to Washington, and didn’t even get his filibuster grandstand. 😞 

Fear Of A Brown Planet: Trump 2.0 Version

So the new goal is to make American cities white again? 

Yeah, About That…

The administration’s power to impose universal tariffs, the court argued, is specified in a different law: the 1974 Trade Act,” the outlet wrote.

This act allows Trump to impose a 15% tariff for 150 days. “It also allows unlimited levies (tariffs) on specific trading partners whose trade policy the administration judges to be ‘unjustifiable’ or to ‘[burden] or restrict’ American firms,” they said.

Trump is only able to impose this tariff after an investigation, a public notice, and a comment period. These restrictions were put in place after President Richard Nixon used an earlier version of the bill.

“It is to these alternative powers that Mr. Trump can now be expected to turn,” the Economist wrote. “A universal tariff of 10% applied under the Trade Act would give the administration about five months to have the ruling overturned on appeal.”

This, however, is not realistic because the act would require an investigation into every trading partner that hasn’t come to the table with a trade deal. Thus, the disputes will likely find their way to the Supreme Court.
It doesn’t appear Trump is quite there yet. I really don’t think we can expect any more coherence than this, for awhile. Somebody tag Jake Tapper….

Wednesday, May 28, 2025

How It’s Going

On Wednesday evening, a panel of judges at the US Court of International Trade took aim at Trump's trade agenda, blocking global tariffs imposed citing emergency powers on the grounds that they are illegal. The decision can be appealed by the Trump administration in federal court.

Nvidia beat expectations on revenue but fell short on adjusted earnings per share (EPS) due to the impact of the US government's ban on the sale of its H20 chips to China. The company also warned that it expects to miss out on $8 billion in sales in the next quarter due to the restriction.

Despite the chip giant's complications in China, Nvidia shares jumped in after-hours trading.

In the company's earnings call, CEO Jensen Huang criticized US chip curbs, saying they have spurred innovation among rivals in China and weaken America's position. "China's AI moves on with or without US chips," Huang said. "The question is whether one of the world's largest AI markets will run on American platforms."

Overall, however, Nvidia's performance on Wednesday boosted hopes on Wall Street that Big Tech can weather President Trump's far-reaching trade policy.

So, like Axios, let’s “zoom in”:

Zoom in: "The question in the two cases before the court is whether the International Emergency Economic Powers Act of 1977 ("IEEPA") delegates these powers to the President in the form of authority to impose unlimited tariffs on goods from nearly every country in the world," the three-judge panel wrote.

"The court does not read IEEPA to confer such unbounded authority and sets aside the challenged tariffs imposed thereunder."

Tariffs imposed under a different legal authority called Section 232 — including on imports of autos, steel and aluminum — are unaffected by the ruling.
But the interesting bit is, the court swept away the plaintiffs’ motion for a temporary injunction and went straight to a final ruling:
The court skipped over the plaintiffs' motions for an injunction and went directly to issuing a judgment, saying IEEPA did not authorize any of the "Worldwide, Retaliatory or Trafficking" orders.

"The challenged Tariff Orders will be vacated and their operation permanently enjoined," the court wrote.
Let me put that in context: No, the Court of Trade jumped straight to: “Who do you think you’re fucking with?” That’s what the court meant by going straight to summary judgment.

Of course, the fallout it doesn’t stop there:
What to watch: With tariffed goods arriving at U.S. ports every day, the confusion over what's in force and what to charge could throw imports into chaos.

Markets, and businesses, will likely be paying rapt attention in coming days to how the administration responds and whether higher courts intervene.

"(It) gives foreign governments - once compelled to negotiate new terms of the trade agreements the Trump administration broke - significant new leverage in ongoing trade talks," said Scott Lincicome, vice president of the Cato Institute's Stiefel Center for Trade Policy Studies, in a statement.
Bright readers will recall that the Supremes suggested the proper review of Trump’s tariffs would start in the Court of International Trade. So now that process has begun. I don’t think Trump does well on appeal, but who knows? The next question is whether or not the appeals court stays the judgement on appeal. That will be an indicator of what the immediate future holds.

My guess is: no stay. On the trade front? TACO battling it out with ETTD, with utter chaos waiting to tag in.
May you live in interesting times.

I Have Questions…

 


Meanwhile, in a government agency across town 
The Department of Health and Human Services has notified Moderna that it is canceling a nearly $600 million contract with the company to develop, test, and license vaccines for flu subtypes that could trigger future pandemics, including the dangerous H5N1 bird flu virus.

Though the possibility of the cancellation had been anticipated — the new leadership at HHS told the company in February that it was reviewing the contract, signed with the Biden administration — the move is being seen as a significant blow to the country’s capacity to respond to pandemic influenza.

Questions like: “WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE???”

“Judges Need To Follow The Law”

Constituent: President Trump and his cabinet in addition to being totally unqualified and inept are breaking laws by ignoring federal judge's orders. The checks and balances of our government includes congress’ responsibility to hold the executive branch accountable. My question for you is when are you going to do the responsibility you are elected for by holding the executive branch accountable up to and including impeachment?

Rep. Hinson: Judges need to follow the law. I don't think this country needs another impeachment charade.
Judges should follow the law, not officeholders? And BTW, Congress impeaches a President, not the courts. Seems like this person should have been tried for his alleged crimes allegedly committed in America.  So, that’s going well. It’s only ideology if you don’t agree with it. We have a First Amendment for things like this.

What? There Are Laws About This?

NYT:
Breaking News: A judge said the government should release Kseniia Petrova, a Russian scientist employed by Harvard University, saying U.S. customs had “no factual or legal basis” for revoking her visa.
Somebody should tell Kristi Noem and Stephen Miller and Pam Bondi. They really should know this!

Overnight: Elon Musk must face a lawsuit that accuses him of wielding unconstitutionally vast powers to reshape the US government, a US judge ruled.

The Trump administration adopted a "perverse reading" of the Constitution's system of checks and balances, Judge Tanya Chutkan wrote.
Poor put upon Elmo.
Musk said repercussions over DOGE cuts were severe. “DOGE is just becoming the whipping boy for everything,” he said.

“So, like, something bad would happen anywhere, and we would get blamed for it even if we had nothing to do with it.”
Says the guy in the “Occupy Mars” t-shirt, sitting in his SpaceX facility where another of his Mars bound rockets…failed utterly. If you call a “rapid unscheduled disassembly” a failure. 

Did I mention I saw a pro-Trump book in a bookstore the other day titled From Mar-A-Lago to Mars? Don’t think we’re gonna get there in three years. Or, for that matter, ever occupy it. Of course, Elmo has convinced people he’s putting autonomous taxis on the street next week. Or the week after. Whenever. 

Pretty much the same people who think he’s ever gonna get a manned flight to Mars.

And yeah, I don’t understand why anybody held him responsible for anything:
'Tis a mystery…

I’m Almost Serious In Asking:

Can we deport this guy to South Sudan?
Just in: Texas' former solicitor general has left the AG's office amid sex misconduct allegations and a lawsuit outlining his apparent, months of detailed disclosures to colleagues about his sexual obsession with watching an asteroid anally rape the agency's No. 2 attorney in front of his kids.
Wait for it:
I am being dead serious. Judd Stone allegedly talked about this asteroid fantasy so often that the agency's No. 2, Brent Webster, discussed it with him and, later fearing for his and his family's safety, consulted with other top officials in the AG's office.
No, still not the worst of it:
CORRECTION: Judd Stone is not accused of outlining his asteroid rape fantasy over the course of months, as I wrote. Rather, he allegedly disclosed his asteroid rape fantasy in "excruciating detail" over a "long period of time" during a meal with federal judges, governor staff and NGO workers.
And a lot of Texas AG staffers:
First Assistant Texas Attorney General Brent Webster wrote in an email detailing the allegations, and that email is among the exhibits of the lawsuit against Stone from Jordan Eskew, a program specialist for Attorney General Ken Paxton.

"The first female employee came to me on October 13, 2023. I asked Ralph Molina to join the conversation with me, so that I had a witness. Through many tears, she told me stories of Judd discussing sexual things with her, specifically regarding a disturbing sexual fantasy Judd had about me being violently anally raped by a cylindrical asteroid in front of my wife and children," the email from Webster reads.
You read that right: 2023. Stone resigned in lieu of termination on October 17, 2023. He admitted the allegations of the sex fantasy were true, and that he had repeated them to Eskew while the two were part of a team working on Paxton’s impeachment trial.  So who is this guy?
Stone is most known as the far-right lawyer who defended the Texas "bounty hunter" abortion law, which allowed Texas residents to sue individuals who aid or abet in performing or inducing an abortion. The suit alleges that anyone involved from an Uber driver to the doctor, could be targeted.

As Slate legal analyst Mark Joseph Stern recalled, "Judd Stone argued that strangers had standing to sue any person who 'aided or abetted' an abortion in Texas based on the 'extreme moral harm' they suffer by knowing the abortion happened."
Does this mean I can sue Judd for his treatment of Eskew? I mean, I feel I’ve suffered “extreme moral harm” just reading about Stone’s revenge fantasy. Why do I say “revenge”?
“Brent Webster has a personal vendetta against Mr. Hilton and Mr. Stone,” said a spokesperson for their law firm, Stone Hilton. “This lawsuit is his creation and a complete fabrication.”

We’ll see how that works out for them. 

🌮 Not Just A Meal, An Investment Strategy

TACO
Wall Street investors have cooked up a new term for betting against President Donald Trump ― and some have used it to score big gains at a time when the markets are behaving erratically due to the president’s on-again, off-again tariffs.

It’s called “TACO,” which is code for “Trump Always Chickens Out,” and it refers to the president’s tendency to announce massive tariffs, causing the markets to plunge, only to back off days later, causing them to rise again.

The New York Times noted that it happened again in recent days, with Trump’s announcement of 50% tariffs on Europe causing major indexes to sink on Friday.

But on Sunday he announced that he would delay those tariffs amid a new round of trade talks ― leading to major gains when the markets reopened on Tuesday.

Ted Jenkin, president of Exit Stage Left Advisors, told the New York Post there’s now a simple strategy on Wall Street based on those shifts.

“Once he delivers bad news, investors are buying those stocks when they are beaten down waiting for him to chicken out and watching those stocks rebound in value,” he explained.

Analysts said the situation is unique to Trump.

“Under no previous presidency did we have active markets betting on the president’s resolve,” University of Michigan economist Justin Wolfers told Barron’s. “There was no BACO trade, no CACO trade, nothing. It was always taken as a given that when the president spoke on Monday, he would likely still mean it on Tuesday. That’s no longer true. But what’s really hard is that it’s not even obvious when it’ll be true, and when it won’t be. Madness.”
I guess Trump hasn’t heard about this. 
Reporter: Wall Street analysts have a new term called the TACO trade.. Saying Trump always chickens out on tariffs…

Trump: I kick out?

Reporter: Chicken out.

Trump: I gave the E.U. a 50% tax tariff. They called up and said, please, let meet right now. You call that chickening out? Don’t ever say what you said
Now he has. Expect an all-caps post in 3…2…1…. 🌮

But Axios Is Supposed To Be A Safe Space!

Obviously Democratic plants bussed in from outside the district. Doesn’t anyone screen these audiences? This should have been a theater full of Trump sycophants who KNOW what the right answer is!

What Is Little Jimmy Comer Doing Now?

 It’s a scandal! It’s a constitutional crisis!! It’s a transparent attempt to distract from Trump’s EOs!!!

What happens if Biden really didn't know? Are those orders null and void?" Varney asked Comer.

"I think they would be null and void," the Republican lawmaker agreed. "We don't believe that a lot of these executive orders are legal, if for no other reason, Joe Biden did not sign them himself."
Take it to court. And good luck with that.
Comer pointed to the Biden administration's use of the autopen: "You have to physically sign anything pertaining to the law, whether it be a pardon or whether it be an executive order."
Court. Good luck.
The powerful Oversight chair vowed to force four low-level Biden staffers to testify before his committee.

"We want to know who told them to do that, and we're going to follow the trail, just like we followed the money in the Biden influence family investigation," he said. "And look, that's what Jake Tapper is saying. That's what he wrote his book about. That's what all of his interviews about his book is saying that Joe Biden wasn't the one calling the shots."

"That's a constitutional crisis," Comer insisted. "But more important to today, to this very moment, many of those executive orders that were signed with the autopen are what we call Trump-proofing the Trump administration."
Trump has publicly stated he doesn’t know what’s going on in his own Administration. And disavowed responsibility based on his professed ignorance.
"We think this will have huge legal impacts if we can prove what Jake Tapper and many of us believe it wasn't Joe Biden."
Unless he can prove the autopen wasn’t operated under Biden’s direction, he’s got nothing. 

And we’ve got hours of video of Trump looking at the flunky next to him and asking: “What am I signing?” And being told “That thing we were just talking about.” Or Trump rambling nonsensically for 30 minutes, then walking away without signing the order. Or just declaring foreign policy by social media posts. 

You really want to go down this road, Jimmy?
Varney wondered if Biden and his son, Hunter, could be forced to testify before the committee.

"I guess anything's possible," Comer admitted. "I would prefer to have depositions and transcribed interviews where we release the transcript, possibly even release the video."

"A lot of these committee hearings are — never turned out the way that we hoped. They're more entertainment than substantive," he added.
And you think transcripts have more propaganda value?

🤡😹😹😹

Has The Price Of Eggs At Least Come Down?

 Stephen Miller approved these messages:

"In the first 100 days of the Trump admin, ICE averaged 665 arrests a day," said Aaron Reichlin-Melnick, senior fellow at the American Immigration Council. "3,000 a day, a 450 percent increase, is an INSANE number for them to demand now; genuinely, truly, the stuff of madness."

"Keep in mind that the 665 arrests a day that ICE averaged in the first 100 days came AFTER they already deputized thousands of other federal LEOs to carry out immigration arrests, including FBI, DEA, ATF, IRS, USPIS, and more," Reichlin-Melnick added. "There's no possible way this happens. But the chaos will get worse."

Immigration officers have almost 49,000 people in ICE custody, which is far higher than Congress has approved funding to accommodate, and even as the Trump administration carries out a series of controversial deportation flights to other nations, the total number of people who have been deported are about the same as it was during president Joe Biden's last year in office.

"Many more mistakes will be made, some deadly, all with the potential to destroy the lives and livelihoods of thousands of immigrants who have followed all the rules," said labor lawyer Katelyn Oldham.

"The only way to reach these numbers is to essentially turn America into a immigration police state," added the widely followed "Sharon" account.

"I think a lot about what post-Trump justice and reconstruction might look like," posted blogger Craig Calcaterra. "It changes frequently given how much changes in the moment. The only real constant of it is that every version of it features Stephen Miller getting dragged through the streets in chains."

I was wondering about the numbers.  A 450% increase can only mean pulling random people off the streets (oh, wait!....); well, in even greater numbers.  There aren't 3000 people a day worthy of ICE detention, much less immediate deportation (which itself is highly unconstitutional as well as blatantly illegal).

But, you know, Joe Biden was old, and Jake Tapper has the scandal! 

🎂 ☠️

 Cake, or death?

Stephen Miller and Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem reportedly played a good-cop, bad-cop routine in a tense staff meeting last week as president Donald Trump's polling sinks on a key issue.

Miller, the deputy White House chief of staff, berated immigration officials during the May 21 meeting at Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) headquarters, four source familiar with the meeting told Axios, and demanded 3,000 arrests a day – which is triple the number that agents were making in the early days of Trump's presidency.
So, either Miller thinks:

A) even more arrests and deportations in defiance of court orders will improve Trump’s polling on immigration; or

B) Miller wants to get as many non-white, non-native born 
and just “undesirable” (to Miller) people out before the music stops.
About 49,000 people are already in ICE custody, according to the latest government data, but Congress hasn't appropriated nearly enough money to accommodate that many detainees, so GOP lawmakers are trying to provide $147 billion in additional funds over the next 10 years – which has alarmed civil rights advocates.
I’d say Miller’s thinking is an admixture of both, and a little bit of neither.

Tuesday, May 27, 2025

“It’s A Scandal!”

If I didn’t know better, I’d say Tapper is trying to sell his book.

Did he get to the part where at least two people went on the record saying they didn’t say what Tapper reported they said? Or is that another scandal entirely?

Thou Shalt Not

Yup. And I am once again glad I don’t have children in Texas public schools (theirs first time was when I left them behind for good. They are being pushed back to those halcyon days 60+ years gone now).

But I’m still on Team Beatitudes. If we’re gonna post the “Ten Commandments” (and why the KJV version?), we should include the Beatitudes, Preferably Luke’s, in the Scholar’s Version:

"Congratulations, you poor! God's domain belongs to you!

 “Congratulations, you hungry! You will have a feast.    

“Congratulations, you who weep now! You will laugh.”  

I actually think those are a lot clearer than “Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s ass.” Which, like “Don we now our gay apparel,” means something quite different than it did when King James was on the throne.

But that’s only half of the Beatitudes. We need the other half, too.

 “Damn you rich! You already have your consolation!

“Damn you who are well-fed now! You will know hunger.

“Damn you who laugh now! You will learn to weep and grieve.”

And just to be pedantic:
What version?

That’s the one that’s been on the Texas Capitol grounds since 1961. But it’s a very truncated version of the original (either one). It leaves out a lot. Is that okay? Doesn’t it matter? My guess is the original (i.e., Biblical) version is not going to fit easily into a poster. 

Doesn’t that matter? Or are we just using the Word of the Lord for secular purposes?

I mean, even Matthew’s version of the Beatitudes isn’t as long. And I don’t think anybody would let you shorten them.

But actually, we’re all used to the shorter version of the 10. So maybe it doesn’t matter, because we’ve never taken them that seriously.

If We Can Just Shut Down Harvard..:

...we’d have all the plumbers and electricians we could use. Damned Ivy League schools are sucking up all the good tradesmen stock! It’s unAmerican!

What Is “Intelligence?”

The New Yorker has a new article about AI. On the one hand, it’s SkyNet, coming soon to a Terminator stalking you (with an endless supply of ammunition. There’s always an endless supply of ammunition. How is that? Who in the apocalypse is still forging bullets and making gunpowder? Who’s even mining the raw materials? Wouldn’t people go with swords? Much easier to maintain…). On the other hand it’s social media redux: probably not what you need, but benign except in how you use it. Cars, basically.

A passage, with commentary:

Artificial intelligence is a technical subject, but describing its future involves a literary truth: the stories we tell have shapes, and those shapes influence their content. There are always trade-offs. If you aim for reliable, levelheaded conservatism, you risk downplaying unlikely possibilities; if you bring imagination to bear, you might dwell on what’s interesting at the expense of what’s likely. Predictions can create an illusion of predictability that’s unwarranted in a fun-house world. In 2019, when I profiled the science-fiction novelist William Gibson, who is known for his prescience, he described a moment of panic: he’d thought he had a handle on the near future, he said, but “then I saw Trump coming down that escalator to announce his candidacy. All of my scenario modules went ‘beep-beep-beep.’ ” We were veering down an unexpected path.
Isaac Asimov wrote a fantasy trilogy that was accepted as science fiction because the premise was an imaginary science called “psychohistory” which has to be true because, as Asimov presented it, it was based on mathematics.

You know, the stuff that in the 19th century said bumblebees can’t fly and a train car moving faster than 30 mph would suck the air from the cars and kill the passengers? Okay, probably both old wives tales, but how about eugenics, the science that only became a pseudoscience after the Third Reich fell and we saw what the Nazis did with it?

Anyway Asimov invented psychohistory and gave it to Hari Selfon who predicted mathematically what was going to happen to humankind far into the future. Or at least to the end of the third book.

Mind you, I read the Foundation trilogy about 60 years ago (!), and I only remember enough about it to barely recognize the premise of the Apple TV+ show. And they didn’t improve it. Well, what’re you gonna do to the pig when all you have is lipstick? 💄 

Anyway, what I do remember is the Mule, a figure who rose up to challenge and undermine Seldon’s plans for human salvation (IIRC, he predicted a hard time of 1000 years or so, and then a mathematically guided scientific utopia. Sound familiar?) The Mule was the “X” factor, the unpredictable unknown (the “unknown unknown “) which threatened to derail the best laid plans of mice and men and Hari Seldon.

Except, of course, science and math prevailed, because even the unknown unknown had been expected and was just part of the plan. Because science and mathematics can never fail, they can only be failed. And it’s an Asimov story, where science and mathematics are the truth which myths about deities never can be.

And this, in my childhood, is what passed for “intelligence.” Not in the entire world, mind. But in the world of a 10 year old boy besotted with science fiction, where people seemed to actually know things and made sense of the world. Well, until Harlan Ellison and J.G. Ballard came along. But that, as I too often say, is another story.

So Trump sent William Gibson down an “unexpected path”? Isn’t that the fundamental mistake of writers who think science fiction gives them a window on the future? Where is the “cyberspace” of Gibson’s imagination? As archaic and discarded as “Tron,”  which tried to bring it to movies. Even serious dramas use computers as part of the “real world” they fictionalize, but could you sell Gibson’s cyberspace visuals as the equivalent of hacking, anymore. “Ghost in the Shell” anime did it pretty well, but does anybody really conceptualize the World Wide Web as a glittering wonderland of light shadow and dazzling devices with doors and ligh shows? Or even simply as a web?

Shit, we all know better. And how is AI working out lately?
Yup; that’s gonna take over the world any day now.

But the question is: what is “intelligence”? It can be data. Used that way it means information useful to governments, except it’s not taken to mean the information stored in the Library of Congress, maintained precisely to give Congress access to information it needs to govern the country (despite what the Roberts Court says, that responsibility is Congressional). So that’s a starting point, but not a very good one.

It usually means “smart people,” except who are they? I read somewhere that the drummer for the Police (I’ve already forgotten his name) was the son of a jazz musician. Seems Daddy was drafted during WWII, but they expected him to be worthy of being a grunt, because, you know…musician. But a bit of testing showed him to be a very intelligent person (because…musician) and they put him in military intelligence (the great oxymoron). 

And don’t get me started on “the best and the brightest.” There are now recognized several kinds of intelligence. Some people are brilliant in highly technical fields, but hopeless in the simplest social situations. Others read people like books (my daughter, for one). Who is “more” intelligent?

And what kind of intelligence is AI? The intelligence of LBJ, the “Master of the Senate” and shepherd of some of the most impactful legislation in American history? Or the intelligence of Robert McNamara? Maybe the intelligence of Elon Musk? Or of Stanley Kubrick? Christopher Nolan? Vladimir Putin? Volodymyr Zelensky? Which of them has the “superior intelligence”?

Comic book villains always want to take over the world. I understand Marvel has a whole series going where that has happened. Why isn’t it on the screen yet? Maybe because the key to comic book movies is a certain amount of verisimilitude, and the idea of taking control of the entire world is just a bit too…Pinky and the Brain.

It just really can’t be done, or Europe would still be an imperial power over Asia and Africa and Russia and China and whatever parts the U.S. wasn’t still controlling. When we think about it for ten seconds the very idea is ludicrous because it simply isn’t physically possible. There are reasons Rome fell and the Khans couldn’t hold Asia and take Europe, or no one ruler ever dominated the African continent. But AI is going to take over the world…how, exactly?

In bad science fiction shows computers become dangerous because they can manipulate cables and wires and entrap our heroes (happened to Mulder confined in a trailer in “The X-Files”). And how a hard drive and a motherboard can make copper wire motive like the human brain can make muscle move bone is…never explained. Oh, yeah SkyNet can create Terminators in wholly automated factories supplied with raw materials by…what? Computerized mining and hauling machines at automated refineries that refine the ore and make the molds and smelt the material and blend the alloys and spin the wire and process the ore to create nuclear power plants (miniaturized) to run Arnold Schwarzenegger?

Well, when you put it that way…

There is a classic science fiction story, “With Folded Hands,” where robots built to serve humans do their job entirely too well, and without malice or brute force stop human beings from doing anything for themselves. It’s a trap the humans make and willingly walk into, while the robots do exactly what they understand they were designed to do. And the robots “understand” they are doing what humans want them to do, and making them happy. But in the end humans can make no decisions for themselves, can’t even make the robots stop, and so they must live and do nothing, with folded hands. That always struck me as the most realistic scenario of how humanity dooms itself with technology. We set the trap ourselves, and it springs on us by our own invention and acquiescence. Not by brute outside force and a “super intelligence” that regards us as bugs or fuel; but by creating the conditions that make us the victims of our own success as the machines we build as servants carry out their tasks in ways that prevent us from refusing their service.

Not with a bang, but a whimper.

I know AI is a defined term, but it’s defined within the field of computers, and often called “machine learning.” But what are the computer experts calling “learning”? Accumulation of data and how to manipulate it? Was Bach writing music? Or manipulating data? The two are not mutually exclusive, but “manipulating data” doesn’t necessarily produce the sublime work of Bach or Mozart or Beethoven. Does AI understand that? Do you? Bach understood music far better than I ever will. Einstein understood physics far better than I ever will. Why didn’t either of them take over the world?

And what is AI supposedly going to learn that they never learned? And why will we give it the artificial musculoskeletal structure to kill us all? And what would that look like?

What are machines learning, anyway? How to manipulate stock markets and financial markets? How to run mining operations? How to blast tunnels in the earth to extract copper? With what? The robots Elmo promised us he could make, until it turned out he couldn’t?

And is learning only the accumulation and manipulation of data? Is it not also understanding? Understanding not just what mathematics is (and what does AI do with Gödel’s theorem? Understand it? What would that mean?), but the philosophy of mathematics, of science, of human thought itself? It’s fairly clear animals think, but they don’t try to conquer us (theirs is a different, but not a lesser, intelligence). Why would AI necessarily be made in our greedy, self-centered image? Is intelligence ruthlessness? Or indifference? Or some mixture of both?

Is intelligence possible without emotion? Without bodily existence? We don’t know, we’ve never seen it that way. Arguably, it isn’t. So how would we know if a machine has intelligence?

And is that what it needs to take over the world? Why would it want to? Do we even want to?

🤡

No signs of cognitive decline here:
Washington Post columnist Megan McArdle wants assurances that the GOP will do to Trump what it insists Democrats should have done to Biden -- remove him from office when he shows signs of cognitive decline.

In a new opinion piece, McArdle argued that "a good deal of what [Trump] says is nonsense. But it’s mostly the same kind of nonsense he’s been spewing for years. That said, it’s reasonable to worry about Trump’s cognitive capacity."

As Trump ages, the odds of "creeping senility" will increase, McArdle wrote, and it will be up to Republicans to do something about it, not cover it up like the Democrats are accused of doing with Biden.

McArdle referenced Trump's own vow to "'absolutely' step down if his health deteriorated in office," but the country knows by now that the current president abhors even the appearance of weakness. Thus, it will be up to Republican leadership to step in if it becomes necessary.
Although it’s objectively clear that Trump is unable to carry out the duties of the Presidency.

Just a reminder that there is absolutely nothing GOP leadership can do. Trump is not going to resign like Nixon. And the 25th doesn’t provide any mechanism for Congress to act. There’s the impeachment clause, or nothing.

So, there’s nothing.

The Stupid…

...it burns . Loss of American jobs. Loss of positive American  influence in the world. Xenophobia as a direct line to making America great again! Which really means teaching all non-white people their proper place in the American world.

What’s not to love?

🍏

We're trying to figure out an off-ramp for Apple," the CNBC host said. "It'd be a $3,000 iPhone if they tried to make everything here."

Co-host Andrew Ross Sorkin pointed out that some iPhone models could cost consumers $3,500.

"What is [Apple CEO] Tim Cook supposed to do?" Kernen asked.

"Right. Well, you know, we'll see how it works out," Hassett replied. "But the bottom line is that what we're trying to do is onshore as much as we can in the U.S. and make it so that the U.S. is not hyper-dependent on imports from China."
Our "hyper-dependence on …China” is obviously not that hyper if Apple is moving manufacturing to India. Besides, Apple still has to import rare earths for its iPhones, so….whaddya gonna do ‘bout that?

And the iPhone 16 Pro retails at $1000. A 25% tariff would raise it to $1250. A $3500 iPhone would be quite a price increase. And since Trump’s tariffs are so mercurial and not signed into law, I suspect Apple can outlast him.
"And so I think that one of the things we're seeing is that people are moving way faster than you might expect," he continued. "You know, with supply chains moving fast and just-in-time inventory management and AI, I think you're going to be astonished in how quickly stuff moves onshore."
Has this administration ever lied to you? And AI is the new magic that will solve all the problems we want it to solve. Until it doesn’t.

"And in the interim, you know, then we'll see how it works out. But they need to move their stuff onshore as much as possible to make it so that the U.S. economy is secure and not prone to, you know, Chinese extortion."
As opposed to U.S. extortion, which is freedom loving and God-fearing. 
The New York Timesreported that Trump may have threatened the new tariffs on Apple after Cook skipped the president's recent trip to the Middle East.
Which is yet another indicator Apple is likely to sue to overturn tariffs applied to it alone.

“We’ll see how it works out,” btw, is terrible government policy. And why the Constitution leaves these things to Congress, which has to foresee how “it works out” in order to get enough support from enough parties to enact federal policy. It actually works pretty damned well. Which is another reason Trump is failing in slow motion.

Apocalypse Now


 

I don’t know what the legal issues are, but when I find myself wanting to agree with Gorsuch and Thomas, it must mean the end times are near.

Monday, May 26, 2025

The Head Of Government Has Nothing To Do With Government

I can remember Gene Lyons telling the story of a European friend who visited him for a few days. Later Lyons was talking to a U.S. senator (I forget who), who detailed the entire time Lyons spent with his friend, from arrival to departure.

Lyons was appalled by how thoroughly the government kept track of his friend’s time in this country.  I doubt they track foreign students as carefully, but they certainly know who the students they are allowing into the country are; and where they are. And if they don’t, it’s not Harvard’s fault.

Maybe it’s down to DOGE.

“No Damn Cat, And No Damn Cradle!”

 Professor Vladeck, in analyzing the Court’s recent (and not final) holding in Trump v Wilcox sets up the analysis with this observation:

Justice Scalia once wrote that “It is in fact comforting to witness the reality that he who lives by the ipse dixit dies by the ipse dixit.”
Now, I find far too often that people rely on the psychological term “projection,” which they think they know what it means. Like “word salad,” I think the term is more precise than common usage has it, so I tend to prefer “every accusation is a confession,” or even better, that you’re seeing the reflection of the beam in your eye.

I’m not a fan of Scalia, IOW, and I think his “originalism,” rather like Wendell Holmes attempt at jurisprudence, has died with him. I could always see, from my perspective out of literary criticism, that Scalia’s originalism was just his preference read selectively into law when it suited his purposes, usually in dissent where he was less likely to be responsible for the consequences. Something the Roberts court took to heart as they regally and regularly disavow any responsibility for the consequences of their rulings (Trump v U.S. being the exemplar of their efforts. The POTUS is immune, but for what actions, exactly? The Court will  decide that on a case by case basis, if ever another former President is charged with committing a crime while in office. Something that has only happened once in the nation’s history. Which is still more times than a President has been removed from office by Constitutional process. The odds of that issue returning to the Roberts court for further examination, even with Trump redux, are between zip and none.) All Scalia ever offered with his occasional forays into “originalism” was precisely the ipse dixit of what he wanted the law to be in that case.

Which is why he seldom employed it when he was writing a majority opinion. He lived by the ipse dixit when it suited him, because he was damned sure not going to die by it.

Literary criticism is inevitably personal opinion. I like the poetry of W.H.Auden,; but Robinson Jeffers (no relation. I’ve already had an English professor ask me that), didn’t. “We never step twice into the same Auden,” he wrote; and attributed the line to Heraclitus, to underline his meaning. It was not, IOW, a compliment; nor a complimentary essay reviewing Auden’s work. He had his points, but they started with the fact he just didn’t like Auden’s poetry. Of course, Auden is the more highly regarded poet than Jeffers, now, and more widely remembered. (You heard Auden in “Four Weddings and a Funeral.” If you’ve ever read Jeffers, it’s probably “The Death of the Ball Turret Gunner,” and even then you miss something if you don’t have the poet’s historical footnote.) Even Auden’s literary criticism is better noticed than Jeffers’ is. Some of that can be attributed to preference; but most of it is down to literary criticism; what people can say, in more or less objective ways, about the work of Auden. How they can construct arguments for the value of what is there.

Philosophy is approached the same way. People might care that Jacques Derrida was an Algerian Jew living in France, or that Kant was a quiet scholar in Germany with daily habits so precise you could set your watch by them. When I started reading Kierkegaard, the scholarship of Walter Lowrie, his English translator, focused on the love affair with Regina Olsen that S.K. broke off in order to…pursue something. Frankly the analysis was so tangled in Romanticism and English Cavalier poets (“I could not love thee, dear, so much, loved I not…” something… “more.”) I was never clear what Lowrie thought SK was thinking, but the latter left copious journals so I figured Lowrie knew more about Soren’s inner life than I did, and I just accepted that the affair with Regina was somehow, metaphorically or metaphorically, the key to Fear and Trembling.

But it wasn’t. It never was. Eventually biographical facts fade, and you’re left with the work itself. Nobody goes to a Shakespeare play and waits breathlessly for the lecture on life in Elizabethan England beforehand. Contemporary Kierkegaardian scholarship pays more attention to Luther’s influence than Regina’s, and really more to Hegel’s than Luther’s (I think the importance of Augustine is undervalued, but that’s entirely another matter.) It also reads what S.K. wrote, for itself; and places it in the context of Western thought, not only historically (mid-19th century Denmark), but in context of the commentary from contemporary thinkers (Derrida’s The Gift of Death is a brilliant example; an analysis of Fear and Trembling that starts with an essay on the work by another writer, which Derrida uses to make his own analysis of Kierkegaard’s thought.)

The point being, no one has a firsthand opinion of philosophy; or of poetry. We are all like the eunuch (no! Not that way!) in Acts, reading the scriptures but not understanding until someone explains it to us. All of us think we can “appreciate” representational art, because we know it should look like something. Landscape should have foreground and background, and buildings or trees, or just mountains, and we should know them at first glance. 

 But if the crowds for the Impressionist exhibits at the museum are any indication, we have no trouble seeing lilies in Monet’s paintings, or trees, wheat, and crows in Van Gogh (yeah, I know, post-Impressionism, but stick with me). And with just a little study of Picasso you can see the genius of what he and Braque were up to.

And if Marcel Duchamp doesn’t give you the joy, I can’t help you further.

It is criticism that gives us insight and understanding and the ability to appreciate representational, and non-representational, art. And I’m not even touching on music. What does music represent at all? And you can certainly make arguments for music you like, v. music you don’t like. But can you do it without just appealing to what appeals to you? You can make arguments that the Beatles weren’t that great. Frankly there’s a great deal of “wisdom of the crowd” doing the ipse dixit argument against you, there. If you aren’t willing to examine that, there really can’t be a conversation.

Which brings us back to Scalia, because, like many clever things he said, few of them are all that clever when you review them. Who really “lives by the ipse dixit,” except dogmatic people? And dogmatic people have already lost the argument, because they refuse to ever engage in it. So all Scalia’s really saying is that “dogmatic people are dogmatic.” Which is a not particularly insightful tautology. Which is Scalia’s thought in a nutshell. When he wanted to be serious and responsible (as in, writing a majority opinion he would be responsible for), he was predictable, and often a little dull. He was a perfectly serviceable, middle of the road, conservative jurist.
 
When he was writing a dissent, or a minority opinion, he could suddenly play the Flaming Originalist, claiming to divine what the “Founding Fathers” meant (a group of men who usually settled for the language finally used for very disparate reasons,  hoping future generations would either read the words the same way they did, or have the wisdom to rewrite to mean something of the same to that generation. Thus are we still saddled with the four clauses of the Apocalypse in the 2nd Amendment. Clauses no two people can agree on as to what they mean, and which ambiguity raises them to the level of Holy Writ which Thou Shalt Not Re-Write.  Scalia’s interpretation of them is among the worst.).

And I can make an argument on that, based on grammatical and syntactical analysis, as well as history and law. But Scalia’s “originalism” was based almost entirely on “I like it this way, and the ‘Founding Fathers’ were all in agreement with me! Because, see, I’m a very smart guy, so when I say ‘ipse dixit,’ you can rely on my soundness.”

There are schools of literary criticism that look at the historical context of the writing and even the biography of the author for insight into what the author intended (rather than just personal opinion of whether or not you like it. And “like,” or “like like.”) But most modern criticism sees the trap of solipsism in trying to divine the author’s “meaning,” and even abjures that goal altogether as a false one. Modern criticism sees the finished work as a text, separate and apart from its author as children are from their parents. Certainly children are a product of their families (as niece Mary argues Uncle Donald is of his), but what Fred Trump intended is lost to time, and Donald is responsible for who he is. So, too, the “text” stands apart from the author, and “means,” or not, what the reader discerns there.

When I was in seminary I gave a sermon at a church (not the one where I spent two years as the student pastor, where the Holy Spirit entered and left me based on my proximity to the steeple). I knew what I meant in the sermon, and I thought I said it pretty plainly. “Let he who has ears listen.”

A mother came up to afterwards to thank me. She and her adolescent son had been discussing matters spiritual and metaphysical for some time before my sermon (no, she didn’t put it that way) and my sermon had helped her son understand something about Chistology he had been struggling with. Thanks be to God!, as we learned to say, because that lesson wasn’t what I had meant at all!

It was an enduring object lesson in reader-response criticism. And in humility.

Now, if I’m not in control of how my words are heard (and I could tell you the story of a congregational meeting where the knives had already been sharpened because the meaning of what I said was immediately turned against me; that’s when you know it’s time to go) and understood, who is Scalia to claim, sotto voce, some mystic bond with the “Founding Fathers” to know just what they meant in their text? A reading that just happens to agree with what he wants it to mean?

His “originalism” is an argument that doesn’t hold up to the first scrutiny.🧐 

N.B. Professor Vladeck is right, the majority reasoning is as thin as Scalia’s originalism (in my analysis).  In sum:
And if the unitary executive theory is subject to exceptions for contexts in which the practical consequences of eliminating an agency’s independence would be too extreme, then it’s not much of a theory. Rather, it’s just a balancing test—for those agencies that are “too important” to be subject to direct, partisan political control and those that aren’t. Conceding that point would suggest that agency independence is not presumptively unconstitutional; and that one must do more than just wave their hands at the “unitary executive theory” to explain why dozens of statutes Congress has enacted over more than a century protecting different agencies and officers from direct presidential control are unconstitutional.
And then he puts his finger directly on the problem:
Ultimately, theories with bespoke exceptions aren’t theories; they’re just preferences. And as much as that conclusion bothers me less than those who purportedly claim adherence to such theories, it also requires the justices to do more work—and to explain why, especially at this moment in American history, we should prefer a constitutional understanding under which a single person is given so much control over every facet of governance. One might think that our recent experience would push us to strike that balance differently—at least once we accept that it is a balance that courts are (and always have been) striking.
Great (and mediocre; your host is a humble host) minds occasionally think alike.