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These outrages need to stop. pic.twitter.com/FyVvZs1rvu

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) January 3, 2026

Shit, fool! Cook a pot. It takes two hours, if you’re starting with dried. 1 hour if you have fresh. Or just open a can and heat it. 15 minutes.

Or find another restaurant.

This ain’t rocket science.