It’s like a wall, it’s like a snake, it’s like a fan….

Chaotic footage of President Trump being evacuated pic.twitter.com/KzageVO0h0

— Acyn (@Acyn) April 26, 2026

Happiness is a warm gun.

CNN’s Wolf Blitzer describes the incident where he started hearing gun shots near him and a police officer threw Blitzer to the ground: They got the gunman who had a major weapon. pic.twitter.com/70QStceGRh

— Acyn (@Acyn) April 26, 2026

Or not:

MSNOW reports that the Secret Service says the suspect is in custody but the condition of the suspect is unknown pic.twitter.com/ATBSyskYc4

— Acyn (@Acyn) April 26, 2026

The top journalists in DC, and it’s the blind men describing an elephant.  MS NOW said there were just loud noises, though someone said there were gunshots in the room above. Then again:

CNN is asking Wolf Blitzer if it was one gunman or multiple

Blitzer: I was a few feet away from this one gunman who was shooting just randomly. pic.twitter.com/5QHAZ7W45T

— Acyn (@Acyn) April 26, 2026

And again:

🚨🚨 A chaotic scene as President Donald Trump, First Lady Melania Trump, and other White House officials are RUSHED OUT of the White House Correspondents' Dinner following sounds of SHOTS FIRED in the lobby.

The suspected shooter was reportedly killed and the event is expected… https://t.co/CLw9EbE3Ky

— MeidasTouch (@MeidasTouch) April 26, 2026

Also, too , as well:

Briana Keilar describes the situation at the WHCD: The wall by those stairs is glass. And as he just started to ascend the stairs, all of the glass started to shatter and rain down, sort of from above. pic.twitter.com/kGZBuQ7eWY

— Acyn (@Acyn) April 26, 2026

All’s well that ends well:

Trump posts that the decision will be up to law enforcement if the WHCD will proceed. pic.twitter.com/M6HhY5IafJ

— Acyn (@Acyn) April 26, 2026

Let the show go on without him. He was safely back in the White House by then.  As for the show, isn’t that up to the people holding the dinner?*

WHCD will be rescheduled in the next 30 days: The President will be having a press briefing in 30 minutes. That is not a joke. pic.twitter.com/iCM0TdPm0h

— Acyn (@Acyn) April 26, 2026

No joke, but I’m calling a lid.

*I’m also wondering about the Secret Service. How did someone with a gun get in that building?

Chief of Communications for the U.S. Secret Service (USSS) Anthony Guglielmi has released a statement, saying that the USSS is investigating the shooting at the White House Correspondents Dinner. pic.twitter.com/dKF8vxuBWO

— OSINTdefender (@sentdefender) April 26, 2026

Ah, the gun didn’t get into the building. Or not very far, anyway.

According to the Wall Street Journal, the shooter at tonight’s White House Correspondents Dinner had a rifle and a magazine, per eyewitness accounts. pic.twitter.com/x2yrU1EDnj

— OSINTdefender (@sentdefender) April 26, 2026

He tried to get a rifle past a magnetometer? As my CrimLaw professor (may he rest in peace) said: “They don’t catch the smart ones.”