Tuesday, April 28, 2026

One King…

According to Reuters, citing two U.S. officials with knowledge on the matter, agencies within the U.S. intelligence community have been given the direction of assessing the likelihood that Iranian decision-makers will react adversely if U.S. President Donald J. Trump declares a “unilateral” victory and moves to pull back from previous commitments to a conflict with the Persian nation.
One putz.
According to a release from U.S. State Department Deputy Spokesperson Tommy Pigott and earlier reporting by the Bulwark, the U.S. is set to release limited numbers of new U.S. passports with the visage of U.S. President Donald J. Trump to commemorate the United States’ 250th anniversary.
Because Trump “got” the 250th. It’s his, and you can’t take it away from him.

The candidate in 2028 who promises to replace all such passports free of charge, will have my vote.

One king, too:
King Charles: The Christian faith is a firm anchor and daily inspiration that guides us not only personally—

*applause*

King Charles: Guides us not only personally, but together as members of our community. Having devoted a large part of my life to interfaith relationships and—

*applause*
Now we know why Trump was in the residence angry tweeting at Iran and Germany during this speech. Leave the humor to the cat. You’re an official government outlet, not Jimmy Kimmel. Now, he’s funny!

1 comment:

  1. A limited edition passport with a picture of The Orange Felon will probably cost extra as a special order and will be sold to his MAGA fans and the fee for the use of his picture will go into his pocket. And after 2028 will lead to your immediate arrest and deportation in 126 countries around the world.

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