Because 🇨🇳 Didn’t Spy On Him

Trump On China's Spying on the US: Meh, by @SpyTalker https://t.co/rQltZTUKGY pic.twitter.com/FHlkCctXex

— Jeff Stein (@SpyTalker) May 16, 2026

So what the fuck does he care? Although maybe that’s not the nation’s biggest problem:

This is extraordinary. I've been a professional investor for decades and I haven't made this many trades in my career.https://t.co/RUwgpQxnor

— Steven Rattner (@SteveRattner) May 15, 2026

Trump is laser focused on his job as POTUS.

Welker on Iran war: Is it worth losing the midterms?

Lindsey Graham: It’s worth losing my job. pic.twitter.com/farvA1UXr9

— Acyn (@Acyn) May 17, 2026

Don’t threaten the nation with a good time. Meanwhile, Fetterman is glitching:

Fetterman: It’s become—people like—It’s you know—America is the good guy. Iran is the bad guy. Nobody likes to see gas at this prices right now you know. I blame Iran, you know. I don’t blame Iran. pic.twitter.com/4lbp5wVwDG

— Acyn (@Acyn) May 17, 2026

I’m pretty sure America started this in 1953 when the CIA put Reza Pahlavi on the Peacock Throne so we could get the oil. What he did to the Iranian people didn’t bother us at all for 26 years, because: we got the oil. This didn’t start in 1979, or last February.

Fetterman thinks our nation was founded in 1976. https://t.co/Yci7Q4jSdd

— Hemant Mehta (@hemantmehta) May 17, 2026

Seriously, somebody needs to check on the Senator. And can I just say I’m enjoying the Trump-Massie fight?

Massie: Three billionaires from outside of Kentucky have funneled millions of dollars in here. They're trying to buy a seat. Miriam Adelson has given so much money to my opponent that instead of paying for the ballroom, they're going to need taxpayer money for the ballroom now. pic.twitter.com/ZRgk4mf2Ur

— Acyn (@Acyn) May 17, 2026

Massie: You can tell that I'm ahead in the polls and they're desperate. That's why they're sending the Secretary of War to my district tomorrow. That's why the president's losing sleep and tweeting about this. That's why AIPAC has dumped another $3 million into my race this… pic.twitter.com/vdEBn9ppbH

— Acyn (@Acyn) May 17, 2026

Massie: You can tell that I'm ahead in the polls and they're desperate. That's why they're sending the Secretary of War to my district tomorrow. That's why the president's losing sleep and tweeting about this. That's why AIPAC has dumped another $3 million into my race this weekend…

Kegsbreath? Really? They think that’s a good idea? Well, somebody thought this 👇 was:

Those hands are so tiny. https://t.co/QTd2iWNMA9

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) May 17, 2026