Sunday, May 17, 2026

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Lobbing bombs into Iran without provocation is equivalent to the Battle of Britain? U.S. sovereignty is at stake? The very existence of the country hangs in the balance? Seriously?

Can we get South Carolina to secede again? And let them go, this time?
🎢 “They all hate us anyhow/So let’s drop the Big One now!/Let’s drop the Big One now!”🎢 And this will end the war with Iran and open the Strait of Hormuz and give every farmer in America all the fertilizer they need just in time, and will lower gas prices immediately to what they were in 1968, and lower the price of meat back to 1950’s levels, and put a chicken in every pot!

Oh, wait, it won’t? Then who the fuck cares?
The “right people” being MAGA voters? (The sad thing is, if Trump nominates this guy before November, or even before January, he’s a shoo-in.) Trump will declare it definitive, and that’s all that matters to Blanche. It won’t be “final judgment” definitive, because this is not meant to get anywhere near a court. It’s precisely the kind of “investigation” prosecutors are not supposed to pursue. Blanche should be disbarred, starting with the D.C. Bar. The federal courts should revoke his license to practice in D.C. courts, too. This is wildly unethical behavior.
BRENNAN: The conservative WSJ questioned whether the summit achieved any wins. They argue you're playing a shell game by announcing past deals again. Can you answer these conservative skeptics with any specifics?

JAMIESON GREER: *dissembles at length*

BRENNAN: So, still not nailed down
When even the Sunday morning talk show refuses to smile and take a bite of the shit sandwich. πŸ’©πŸ₯ͺ

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