Tuesday, April 05, 2016

Democracy Now!

Because whoever said revolutions were democratic, amirite?

Here's the thing about delegates to a political convention:  they aren't representatives of the voters who voted in the primaries and caucuses.  They are pledged to a candidate through the first ballot and, after that, they can vote for Mortimer Snerd if they want to.  So the most "undemocratic" thing any candidate can do, is to wish for a brokered, er, contested....no, I'm sorry, the newly preferred adjective is "open"....convention.

The campaign manager for Sen. Sanders (I-VT) argued in a Tuesday interview on CNN’s “New Day” that there was a path for his candidate to secure the Democratic nomination during the party’s July convention in Philadelphia.

"I think what this campaign is looking for and what the senator is looking for is going into the convention and coming out with the nomination," Jeff Weaver told host Chris Cuomo.

“When we arrive at the convention, it will be an open convention, likely with neither candidate having a majority of pledged delegates," Weaver added.
I'm old enough to remember when Democratic super delegates were the great evil and scourge of the party because they are not elected by any voters to serve as delegates, and therefore are "undemocratic."  But apparently ignoring the will of the majority of the voters (because, according to some Sanders supporters, the primaries are "front-loaded" with "conservative" states, which is somehow a conspiracy against The Berne) who have voted, and finally all the voters who are going to vote, we should go into an "open" (sounds so much less GOP than "brokered," which is what THEY are going have!) convention and elect Bernie because democracy works best when the fewest people get to make the decision.

And the fewest people, in this case, would be the delegates.

I do understand them's the rules, and that's how the game is played, and what's sauce for the GOP goose may well be sauce for the Democratic gander, too.  But to decry the process so far, including the pledging of "super delegates" to one candidate or the other, as "undemocratic," and then to tell Stephen Colbert:

“We have won six of the last seven caucuses, most of them by landslide victories,” Sanders reminded Colbert. “And I think superdelegates should listen to the will of their people.”

“I think what we need in the Democratic Party is some democracy,” he continued. “I would hope that superdelegates take a look at who the strongest Democratic candidate is. And, you know what, that’s me.”
Well, clearly democracy works when the "right" person wins, no?  Because if the super delegates don't choose to feel the Berne, and the delegates don't vote to feel the Berne after the first ballot, then clearly the Democratic party is lacking in democracy.

Although how a bunch of non-representative people in a large building are the model for democracy is one I haven't had explained to me yet.....

Meanwhile, back at the ranch....


In other news there is concern in certain quarters that the Supremes today did not tell state legislatures to stop trying to reapportion minorities and Democrats out of existence, as they should have done.  To which I say:  "Meh!"

It's an 8-0 decision with two concurring opinions that didn't draw enough interest to get anyone else on the bench to join.  Is it any surprise Alito and Thomas couldn't sit quietly and let Notorious RBG speak for them?  Is there any doubt Antonin Scalia is not coming back to the bench reincarnated as the next Court appointee?  And yes, the Court could decide next time that some plan drawn to Alito's liking is suddenly something the whole Court can go along with, but how likely is that to happen?

Not very, according to the legal experts:

“The court went as far as it possibly could go in casting a pall on the possible idea of challenging this again with an alternative method of counting,” said Janai Nelson, associate director-counsel of the NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund, on a press call with reporters Monday. She and others pointed to a footnote in Ginsburg’s opinion that suggested she doubted it would even be possible to draw districts the way the challengers were advocating without ignoring other traditional redistricting principles.

“That language very firmly closes the door on the idea that trying to [use] something other than total population is a good idea,” Nina Perales, the vice president of litigation at the Mexican American Legal Defense and Educational Fund, said on the same press call.
And please to note this is not a case of Texas trying the plaintiff's crackpot idea of redistricting, but of Texas defending the status quo.  Next time around, if there is one, will require a state trying this crackpot theory by using it to redistrict just so there can be another Supreme Court case.  Yes, there's a history (after 40 years of post Roe clamor) of states passing anti-abortion laws as tests, but redistricting for fun and profit?  Not on this theory.

“There’s certainly people who will try to make the argument and see if any legislature will bite,” said Michael Li, counsel for the Brennan Center’s Democracy Program, a non-partisan organization that defends voting rights. “States really have chosen to do total population for a lot of good reasons, both the political consequences and that the data is much much better.”
So which state is going to cry "Fruit basket turnover!" and leave it's redistricting subject to federal court review for several years just to please the proponents of this particular legal theory?  Yeah, it could happen; but is it really something to worry about?

The bigger problem with the Court is when it does something positive, rather than something negative.  Anyone remember Brown v. Board?  A unanimous decision of the Warren Court which is today more honored in the breach than in the keeping, which in fact is almost perfectly moribund and our schools look more like they did in 1954 today than they did in 1971, when the black schools in my hometown were closed.

Segregation, however, is no longer the new shiny thing, so we move on, call it "progress," and ignore what was once the most significant Court ruling in U.S. history; and so it dies.  By all means, let's worry about what the lawyers for the plaintiffs who just lost a lawsuit by a shut out, said; because that "war" may not be over.  But the war on racism?  What racism?  We got rid of that.  Only racists are concerned with racism now.

Right?

Monday, April 04, 2016

"But this is a train wreck...."


I was going to point you in the direction of Digby and her valiant but doomed attempt to make Donald Trump make sense, but I made the mistake of first clicking on the source material, the transcript of the Trump interview with Bob Woodward.  Hoo-boy:

BOB WOODWARD: And the real first question is, where do you start the movie of your decision to run for president? Because that is a big deal. A lot of internal/external stuff, and we’d love to hear your monologue on how you did it.  

And I thought Barbara Walters asking public figures what kind of tree they would be was bad.  Then again, maybe that made Trump feel relaxed enough to, you know, talk:

DT: Yeah. You were shocked. Remember this crazy man, Lawrence O’Donnell — he’s a total crazy nut — he said, Donald Trump only made a million dollars with "The Apprentice." I said, "A million dollars?" You know, when you have a show that’s essentially number one almost every time it goes on, you can name it. . . . So anyway, when they added it all up — and these are certified numbers, because you have to do certified numbers — it came out to $213 million. Okay? That’s what I made on "The Apprentice." That’s just — and that’s one of my small things. That’s what I made. You know? So it was put at $213 million, and it was certified. And your friend Joe in the morning said, "There’s no way he only made. . . ." They had a big fight, and O’Donnell, Lawrence O’Donnell started crying. I never saw anything like it. Do you remember? He started crying. [Laughter] He actually started crying. But that shows the level of hatred that people have. But what happened is, I made — I had a very, very successful show. And they put me in polls, and I was essentially leading right at the top, without doing any work. Not one speech, not one anything. But any time I was in a poll, I did very well in the poll. Anyway, I decided not to do it. NBC called and Mark Burnett would call, and I did see if I could get out. I had another year on the contract. Because you’re not allowed, because of the equal time, you’re not allowed to have a show . . .  .
The interview at this point is still about why Trump decided to run for President.  Apparently we can blame Lawrence O'Donnell......

But then (as Digby quotes, too), there's the reason Trump decided to run as a Republican, and it's because the GOP is the party of Lincoln.  And Lincoln succeeded because:

DT: Well, I think Lincoln succeeded for numerous reasons. He was a man who was of great intelligence, which most presidents would be. But he was a man of great intelligence, but he was also a man that did something that was a very vital thing to do at that time. Ten years before or 20 years before, what he was doing would never have even been thought possible. So he did something that was a very important thing to do, and especially at that time. And Nixon failed, I think to a certain extent, because of his personality. You know? It was just that personality. Very severe, very exclusive. In other words, people couldn’t come in. And people didn’t like him. I mean, people didn’t like him. 

As Digby points out, a 7th grader who hadn't done their homework could give as good a response as this.  But cheer up, it gets worse!  Sanders is going to run the country by harnessing the power of individual donors and leading a revolution.  Trump is going to do it by channeling Vince Lombardi in the locker room:

The coalition building for me will be when I win. Vince Lombardi, I saw this. He was not a big man. And I was sitting in a place with some very, very tough football players. Big, strong football players. He came in — these are tough cookies — he came in, years ago — and I’ll never forget it, I was a young man. He came in, screaming, into this place. And screaming at one of these guys who was three times bigger than him, literally. And very physical, grabbing him by the shirt. Now, this guy could’ve whisked him away and thrown him out the window in two seconds. This guy — the player — was shaking. A friend of mine. There were four players, and Vince Lombardi walked in. He was angry. And he grabbed — I was a young guy — he grabbed him by the shirt, screaming at him, and the guy was literally. . . . And I said, wow. And I realized the only way Vince Lombardi got away with that was because he won. This was after he had won so much, okay? And when you have these coaches that are just as tough as him but they don’t win, there’s revolutions. Okay? Nobody. . . . But Vince Lombardi was able to win, and he got — I have never seen anything like it. It was such a vivid impression. You had this big powerful guy, and you had Vince Lombardi, and he grabbed him by the shirt and he was screaming at him, he was angry at him.

Behold the power of being a petty tyrant.  I guess.  If you can make sense of that, put your answer in a stamped envelope along with two dead creeping charlie addressed to:  Don't Think of Anything It Ain' Worth It, 3rd washroom along, Barren Way, BFE  00010.   Because, honestly, that's not even close to English:  that's just a language spew.  Makes me long for the days when Ronald Reagan remembered the black Navy cook who took charge of a .50 caliber machine gun on the deck of a ship docked at Pearl Harbor on that fateful day.

Reagan remembered that as historical fact; it was, of course, a scene from a movie.  Even so, Reagan was closer to reality than whatever that is Trump said.  Reagan also spoke in understandable English. Trump uses the language, but he sure doesn't use it convey ideas.  Reagan trafficked in cliches, admittedly; but Trump just traffics in word sounds.

No wonder Lawrence O'Donnell wept.

Saturday, April 02, 2016

"Life is Messy"


"Now my life is in turmoil, but should I say, 'Father, rescue me from this moment'?  No, it was to face this moment that I came.  Father, glorify your name!"  Then a voice spoke out of the sky, "I've glorified it and I'll glorify it further."

The crowd there heard this, and some people remarked that it had thundered, others that an angel had spoken to him.--John 12: 27-29, SV.
When I entered seminary, it wasn't long before I realized this was what I was being taught about scriptures and interpretation was what I'd been looking for all my life; and shortly after that revelation, I knew it was what people in the pews were waiting for, too.  My seminary professors, wiser than us in the ways of the pulpit, warned us against such hubris and self-regard.  Alas, most of us had to learn the hard way that the world wasn't just waiting for the right interpretation of the Gospel to finally come along before getting on with making the empire of God on earth.

Elias Isquith points out that Sen. Sanders doesn't seem to have learned that lesson yet:

I think if we had a media in this country that was really prepared to look at what the Republicans actually stood for rather than quoting every absurd remark of Donald Trump, talking about Republican Party, talking about hundreds of billions of dollars in tax breaks for the top two tenths of 1 percent, cuts to Social Security and Medicare, Medicaid, a party which with few exceptions doesn’t even acknowledge the reality of climate change, let alone do anything about it, a party which is not prepared to stand with women in the fight for pay equity, a party that is not prepared to do anything about a broken criminal justice system or a corrupt campaign finance system, I think, to be honest with you—and I just don’t, you know, say this rhetorically, this is a fringe party. It is a fringe party. Maybe they get 5, 10 percent of the vote.

Shorter Bernie:  if everybody just knew what I know, they'd all think like me.  Except for 5-10% because nobody's perfect.

It's the kind of reasoning I see on the internet all the time.  In fact, the comments at Isquith's article are a case in point:  the Sanders supporters don't even take on the substance of what Isquith says:  they attack Clinton, Clinton's supporters, and defend Sanders for being right about, well, everything.  One even blames the media for racism.*  The problem is all these people who don't think like "we" do, because of the media or whatever!  It's mind control, man!  MIND CONTROL!!!!

Whaddya gonna do with folks like that?

As Paul Simon said:  "A man hears what he wants to hear, and disregards the rest." Or, as Isquith says, would that it were so simple:

People are a lot more complicated than Sanders gives them credit for, here; and they’re also less easily duped.  Your stump speech is good — there’s a reason you so doggedly stick to it. What it isn’t, however, is absolute truth. That isn’t to say that Sanders is wrong to believe that the media influences voters’ behavior, or that the cult of “objectivity” can lead the media to engage in false equivalence. He’s right on both.

But to the degree he’s imagining? To the extent that one of the two major parties — which millions of Americans believe in — will essentially disappear? That’s not just a stretch. That is absurd. “Sanders,” as Murphy writes, “seems to miss a far more obvious takeaway. People vote for Republicans not because they’ve been brainwashed, but because they actually like what Republicans like Trump are proposing.”

But many of the responses to his article don't want to see it that way, and so they don't.  Period.  To them what that final quote can't possibly be true, so they dismiss it entirely, proving either they are brainwashed, or they actually like what Sen. Sanders is saying.  But they can't imagine anyone else disagreeing with them and having a reason to do so.  Which must mean the "other" is corrupt, or venal, or stupid.

As my Pastoral Care teacher loved to say:  "Life is messy."  That's a harder lesson to learn, however, than the simple phrase makes it seem.  Life is messy because people aren't like you; and they aren't much like other people, either.

Just ask Jesus, and all those people who were with him, according to the Gospel of John.  That time, nobody in the crowd got it right.  It's not even clear they heard what was said.

*No, I'm not kidding:
bluecollarpeep
The power of the media is impossible to comprehend.
Where would racism be if the media did not identify anyone by their skin color?
Could the media trigger a skin-color-neutral reality?
So the media is God; or the Devil.  Two conditions which often appear alike, I guess. 


Friday, April 01, 2016

We are one in the spirit, we are one with the gun....

Say your prayers, pilgrim....

When I was a pastor in Illinois, I was asked at one point to ban a church member from entry into the church building, because the person asking felt there was good reason to keep the member away from another member, and pretty much everybody else.

In essence, I was asked to act as bouncer.  I have no doubt my refusal to do so was one reason that person wanted me out of the church shortly thereafter.

So believe me when I tell you this is a very, very, very bad idea:*

The Mississippi Senate on Tuesday passed  “Mississippi Church Protection Act, opening the door to houses of worship forming militias there.

The Act would, in part, “provide that killing a person while acting as a participant of a church or place of worship security team is justifiable homicide.” Such church security teams would authorize “designated members … to carry firearms for the protection of the congregation of such church or place of worship.”
Had this been available in Illinois at the time, I have no doubt there would have been some clamor to create a "church security team" for the purpose of excluding individuals from the building, and it would have gotten ugly really fast.

Not to mention what it does to the Christian ideals of hospitality.

*And no, it's not a first of April joke.

Thursday, March 31, 2016

A little too....

I was watching NOVA last night, a show about how the universe is fundamentally mathematical (except, as even NOVA admitted, it isn't. It made me think of the old joke about the drunk looking for his lost keys under a street light, not because he lost them there, but because the light is so much better.  Physicists who said math explains the universe were rebutted by other scientists who pointed out math actually did a poor job of explaining phenomena noted in other fields, and that physics was pretty much locked in to looking for answers that math could provide.  Which explains my drunk under the street light.  But I digress....).  This morning it was proven to my satisfaction that the universe is not fundamentally mathematical, but rather fundamentally ironic.

Deliciously, deliciously ironic.

Salon noted this news story:

She went on to observe, “You needn’t be a criminal profiler to draw a mental sketch of the killers who broke so many hearts two weeks ago Wednesday. I will tell you they live within 5 miles of Franklin Avenue and Ardmore Boulevard and have been hiding out since in a home likely much closer to that backyard patio than anyone thinks. They are young black men, likely teens or in their early 20s. They have multiple siblings from multiple fathers and their mothers work multiple jobs. These boys have been in the system before. They’ve grown up there. They know the police. They’ve been arrested. They’ve made the circuit and nothing has scared them enough. Now they are lost. Once you kill a neighbor’s three children, two nieces and her unborn grandson, there’s no coming back. There’s nothing nice to say about that.”
It's the "multiple siblings from multiple fathers" that raises it to art; or racism, your choice.

The irony?  I turn on the radio later in the morning, and Diane Rehm is interviewing Gloria Vanderbilt and Anderson Cooper.  Seems they've written a joint memoir of sorts.  And that Anderson is her son by her third husband; she was also once married to Sidney Lumet, and before that to Leopold Stokowski.  I don't know if she had any children with Mr. Lumet, but she did with Mr. Stokowski.

Which isn't a problem, you know, because she's rich, and Anderson Cooper is successful.  And they're both white, which doesn't enter in the equation at all.  Does it?*

Remember when it was revealed the Sandy Hook shooter was a child of divorce?  There was some tut-tutting about the father not providing the right "influence" for the boy, but that didn't really go very far, because divorce is pretty commonplace among white families; and besides it was really the mother's fault for being such a gun freak, right?

So, when white people have multiple siblings from multiple fathers well, they deal with it.  Black people?  Apparently, not so much.

What are the mathematical odds I'd run into these two stories on the same day?  Tell me the universe isn't fundamentally ironic.

*and if Cooper had been scandalous rather than famous, would we blame rich white people?  Or just his mother?

The more things change


First, on the Hillary Clinton front.  Maybe you heard about those "150 FBI agents" working on Clinton's e-mails.  Well, not so fast:

The recently edited version of the 5000 word article by Robert O'Harrow in the WP has the following correction at the very end for those who have the stamina to read that far.

CORRECTION: An earlier version of this article incorrectly said that Clinton used two different email addresses, sometimes interchangeably, as secretary of state. She used only hdr22@clintonemail.com as secretary of state. Also, an earlier version of this article reported that 147 FBI agents had been detailed to the investigation, according to a lawmaker briefed by FBI Director James B. Comey. Two U.S. law enforcement officials have since told The Washington Post that figure is too high. The FBI will not provide an exact figure, but the officials say the number of FBI personnel involved is fewer than 50. 
Less than 50?  Yeah, apparently way less than 50:

Update from NBCNews:

But a former federal law enforcement official with direct knowledge of the Clinton investigation tells MSNBC an estimate anywhere near 50 agents is also off base.
"There are currently about 12 FBI agents working full-time on the case," says the source, who would only speak anonymously about an open investigation.
So there's that, and yes that "150 agents" number is going to stick because a lie is halfway around the world while truth is still putting its boots on.  Case in point:

This morning [July 25, 2015], The New York Times issued a second substantial correction to its anonymously-sourced report that originally hyped a potential Department of Justice investigation into former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's use of personal email. The paper has now removed the claim -- which appeared in both the article's headline and first sentence -- that two inspectors general were seeking a "criminal" investigation into the handling of Clinton's emails.

How much of a correction?

But the Times hadn't only botched the target of the inquiry, it misstated its nature as well. Yesterday, Rep. Elijah Cummings, the ranking Democratic member of the Benghazi Select Committee, released a statement saying that he had personally spoken with the State Department Inspector General and the Intelligence Community Inspector General and "both confirmed directly to me that they never asked the Justice Department to launch a criminal investigation of Secretary Clinton's email usage. Instead, they said this was a 'routine' referral, and they have no idea how the New York Times got this so wrong."

Additionally, a Justice Department official reportedly said yesterday -- apparently contradicting earlier statements from the DOJ -- that the referral over the emails was not "criminal."
And yet still the argument rages on the intertoobs that Clinton will be indicted by the FBI (which agency doesn't seek indictments; the AG's of the DOJ do that) for her "e-mail scandal."  Which is never going to happen because nobody is trying to make it happen.

We used to call this "Clinton Derangement Syndrome."  Except now it's coming from erstwhile Democrats who think they are supporting Bernie Sanders with this stuff, as well as from a media all too willing to put sensation above responsibility.

And now we're going to have a revolution.  Well, to quote Jann Wenner, who knows a thing or two about revolutions:

Hillary Clinton has an impressive command of policy, the details, trade-offs and how it gets done. It's easy to blame billionaires for everything, but quite another to know what to do about it. During his 25 years in Congress, Sanders has stuck to uncompromising ideals, but his outsider stance has not attracted supporters among the Democrats. Paul Krugman writes that the Sanders movement has a "contempt for compromise."

Every time Sanders is challenged on how he plans to get his agenda through Congress and past the special interests, he responds that the "political revolution" that sweeps him into office will somehow be the magical instrument of the monumental changes he describes. This is a vague, deeply disingenuous idea that ignores the reality of modern America. With the narrow power base and limited political alliances that Sanders had built in his years as the democratic socialist senator from Vermont, how does he possibly have a chance of fighting such entrenched power?

I have been to the revolution before. It ain't happening.
Or you can ask Barney Frank:

Bernie Sanders has been in Congress for 25 years with little to show for it in terms of his accomplishments and that’s because of the role he stakes out. It is harder to get things done in the American political system than a lot of people realize, and what happens is they blame the people in office for the system. And that’s the same with the Tea Party. It’s “I voted for these Republicans, we have a Republican Congress, we voted for them, they took over Congress, they didn’t accomplish anything.” You gotta win at least two elections in a row.
"It's the same as the Tea Party" is how I now understand more and more of the most militant Sanders supporters.  Honestly, it's hard to slip a piece of paper between a Cruz fanatic and a Sanders fanatic.  They have the same goals, they just want different results; and most of all, they have the same methods and the same impatience with harsh reality.  The worst of them take the position of Susan Sarandon, only without the smile:  let Trump win and the whole system will burn to the ground; only then can the Phoenix of "true America" rise from the ashes.

Well, as Wenner said:  "I have been to the revolution.  It ain't happening."  Or, as Southern Beale put it:

America will not do a storm-the-Bastille style “revolution.” Ever. Much as the far right and far left may yearn for it, we won’t, because we don’t need to. Let me take this opportunity to channel my 7th grade social studies teacher and remind everyone that Americans are given an opportunity for “revolution” every two years when we hold our national elections. Imperfect though they may be, warts and all, voter suppression and two-party system be damned, the truth of the matter is, our democracy allows for a substantial — and peaceful — turnover in power, if the people demand it. That is our system. That is the system of most stable Western democracies. That is why we don’t have bloody, disruptive, revolutions in the UK and Canada and France and Germany and the like.
I'd say we're too British to storm the Bastille (there's a cultural reason the French did it and the British just replaced the King with Cromwell, however briefly); but she's right:  we change the system every 2 years.  But that doesn't mean we burn the system to the ground and start from ashes, or that anything ever arises from ashes except chaos.  Try as I might, I can't distinguish Sarandon's sentiments:

 Asked about her own vote, Sarandon replied, “I don’t know, I’m going to see what happens,” before she added with a smile, “You know, some people think Donald Trump will bring the revolution immediately. If he gets in then things will really, you know, explode.” 
From those of Dick Cheney and the neocons who led us into Iraq on the basis that a little revolution would be good for the region.  Yeah, how's that working out?

The Tea Party wants to seize control of the government and bend it to it's solitary will.  The genius of the system is to make that nearly impossible, because democracy is the rule of the people, not the rule of some people.  Mostly it's not the people I want to be in charge (trust me, I've lived in Texas most of my life, I know what I'm talking about on that point).  But the revolutionaries have yet to convince me their way is an improvement.  Mostly, in the words of that old Who song, it's:  "Meet the new boss, same as the old boss."

We don't need a political revolution:  we need a change of culture; we need a change of heart.  One is dangerous, disruptive, and truly radical.  The other is just rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.

Yeah; the Titanic.

Wednesday, March 30, 2016

Sons of Hobby Lobby


The governor of Georgia vetoes a "religious freedom" bill which would have allowed pastors in Georgia to refuse to do same-sex marriages, and allowed other "believers" to discriminate against people based on religious beliefs.

Which apparently is okay if it means you can tell a gay couple to get out of your bakery, but probably wouldn't be so good if Muslims decided you were an infidel, or Jews decided you were Gentile and they couldn't take your filthy lucre.  No, I don't expect such things to happen, but why couldn't I discriminate against a Jew or a Muslim as a Christian in Georgia?*

Oh, yeah, the Civil Rights Act is why.  But at least I could discriminate against gays and lesbians and transgendered persons, and that's what religious belief is all about, right?

According to the Hobby Lobby decision, it is.  That's the Supreme Court ruling that unlocked this Pandora's Box which North Carolina has gleefully knocked the top off of, while Georgia has decided maybe that's not such a good idea.  And still the Supreme Court dithers.

The Court has taken the unusual step of acting like a legislative body:  they want more facts about insurance policies and what they cover before they can rule in Zubik v. Burwell.  Some see this as a sign Chief Justice Roberts or maybe Justice Kennedy want to rule in favor of the government, and need a fig leaf to cover them.  I wonder, however, if it isn't the male justices trying one last time to find evidence to support their fantasy about insurance and lady parts and delicate religious fee-fees.**

The only comfort I would draw from this discussion if it were happening in a legislative setting is that at least those involved were elected officials who could be removed from office in the next election.  True, incumbency is practically a life-time appointment, but it ain't necessarily so.  Being on the Supreme Court, as Justice Scalia just showed us, is forever.  Forever is turning into a very long time, indeed.

Ever since Hobby Lobby it has been open season on how far religious believers can go in extending their religious beliefs beyond the end of someone else's nose.  Now it is an offense to their delicate sensibilities (but never to God, interestingly enough) to not be able to discriminate against gay couples.  Of course, Georgia doesn't have a law banning discrimination on the basis of sexual preference, so Georgia bakers and dress makers and flower arrangers are free to say "NO!" to any couple they want to refuse, and pastors across the country, even in states with anti-discrimination laws, are free to refuse to conduct weddings.

Not because God tells them they must do so; but because they are delicate flowers who should not be forced to live in a world that includes people not just like them.  That's really what the argument is now.  It isn't religious at all:  it's selfish.

And if that doesn't go against the teachings of Christianity (and all these cases and laws are clearly aimed at "protecting" Christians first, not Muslims or Jews or Buddhists or Hindus, or what have you), then I don't know what does.

*Or, apparently, if I run Hobby Lobby.

**Just because it makes me look smart, I have to note that Dahlia Lithwick agrees with me:

Then, later in the day, the court handed down a truly baffling order in last week’s Zubik v. Burwell contraception mandate case asking the parties for further briefing. The order is one of the strangest things I have ever read. It demands the two parties comment on an imaginary workaround that would allow religious objectors to the Affordable Care Act’s contraception mandate to notify their insurers that they object to providing birth control, but in an even more subtle fashion than the workaround already given them. One can almost hear Anthony Kennedy hollering between the lines: “Give me a legislative FIX, stat,” through all the legalese.

Tuesday, March 29, 2016

Can power even be avoided?


A thought I didn't manage to squeeze into that long diatribe about the movie nobody loves, is something I really want to reserve for the evaluation of the religious aspects of the story.  I've mentioned it before; it's Lex Luthor's line to Holly Hunter's character, a U.S. Senator from Kentucky (yeah, I know, real alternate universe stuff here).  The oldest lie in America, he tells her, is that power can be innocent.

That's an absolutely Niebuhrian line*; and the fact its stated by the villain of the story makes it even better.  But I'm not worried about moral man and immoral society or the irony of American history just now; I'm more interested in fascism and accepted narratives.

As I said before, part of the movie criticism of "B v. S" is rooted in me-tooism or group think or whatever you want to call it.  I call it common narrative: "serious" critics knew they could not praise a comic book movie, so they had to find reason to denigrate it:  too dark, too serious (seriously), and, of course, NO PLOT!  But we've dealt with that; what I'm interested in now is the change in the character of Batman caused by the work of Frank Miller, and how that change is now commonly discussed.

The usual measure of Miller's Batman is that he's a fascist (I'm pretty sure Andrew O'Hehir mentioned that here, by way of a footnote.).  The funny thing is, he isn't.  He's a criminal.  He says so himself in Miller's "The Dark Knight Returns."  And Ben Affleck's Bruce Wayne practically quotes those words to Alfred, in "B v. S."  The distinction is important.

No one has ever, so far as I know, called a criminal a fascist.  An anarchist, maybe, but never a fascist.  Criminals and anarchists want to destroy the system; they want to create chaos.  Vigilantes are almost anarchists because they think the system is failing them, and they will "Take the law into their own hands" in order to set things right.  Criminals don't want to take the law into their hands; they want to defy the law.  Anarchists want to undo the law.  Fascists want to use the law:  to govern, with a very strong hand.

Vigilantes don't want to supplant government; they want to supplement it.  They act because they think government can't, or won't.  Their actions could be anarchic, but that isn't their intent.  Criminals want to evade the law; it's fine for everyone else, but for them their own set of rules (if any) is what they will follow.  Fascists don't want to be vigilantes or criminals; they want to be the government, the law, the rules.  They want complete control.

Miller's Batman doesn't want control; he wants justice.  He wants to do what the law won't, or can't; but even he won't kill the Joker, even after the Joker has killed hundreds in his escape from Arkham Asylum (in the "Dark Knight" series that Miller wrote).  Batman never takes the law into his hands that way; he never supplants the government entirely, or becomes a tool of the government.

But in Miller's telling, Superman does.

In Miller's universe Superman has become a "secret" agent of the Federal government.  TV stations get cut off the air in mid-sentence before a reporter can so much as mention the name "Superman."  Miller shows him on the battlefield, destroying tanks and jets which are presumably manned (Superman kills!), all in the name of "national security."  It's a scenario that takes on fresh meaning after 9/11 (the story was published long before).  After all, if you're going to protect people from evil, why not protect us from national enemies?  What's the line between stopping super-villains (or monsters, in the movies) and stopping national enemies, be they armies or suicide bombers?

I mention this because part of the plot of "B v. S" hinges on Holly Hunter's character holding hearings into what should be done about Superman.  As she tells him, in the United States we do things by consensus, not by the decision of one person.  Superman is shown hovering above a set of flooded houses, the occupants crouching on the roofs inches from the water.  This is obviously good:  one super-man can save all those poor victims of nature.  But he also saves Lois Lane from an African warlord Lane has gone to interview, when the situation goes pear-shaped.  That's good, too, right?  He saves her again, when Luthor throws Lane off a building.  Good, right?  But should Superman then threaten Luthor and try to arrest him, with no more power than his superpowers as authority?  Why does he get to decide who to take to the police, or who to assault on behalf of his girlfriend?  And if society disagrees with his decisions, what does society do?

In Miller's telling, society has decided by getting Superman's acquiescence.  It comes to that question:  who gets to decide what Superman does as Superman, in the movie; but then the question is avoided (with action; this is an action movie, not a philosophical examination of the nature of society).  But in Miller's telling Superman is the fascist:  he is the power the President alone can direct, and the ultimate power on the planet (literally a one-man army), under the direction of one Commander in Chief and absolutely no one else.  If that isn't fascism, what is?

But it's Miller's Batman who gleefully kicks ass and takes names, who is (in his own words) "born again" when he returns to crime-fighting and delights in brutalizing suspects (he breaks legs, he terrorizes people for information), and we can't approve of that, so:  Batman must be the fascist (fascists are bad!) and Superman must...not be mentioned.  Just like in Miller's story.

Funny, that.

The movie, as I say, doesn't resolve the question, although it does ask it (from another Superman story):  "Must there be a Superman?"  The comic book left that question open.  Hunter answers it:  "Well, there is."  And the legitimate issue is:  what would a government, a society, a civil people, do about that?  Praise his independent actions, no matter what they were, because society would always approve of them?  Or control his actions by insisting he had to act in consultation and connection with others, the way our government does.  Even the FBI doesn't act on it's own volition:  it answers to the Justice Department, to the Court system; it has to go through the AG's to get into the courtroom and prosecute a suspect, and it can't do that if the attorneys don't think there is a case to be made.  Batman foils bad guys but, in Miller's telling (and that responsibility shifts to Superman in the latest movie) Batman fights the police, too, as they try to stop him.  He's a vigilante, after all; or as he says, he's a criminal.  He has to be a criminal.

Can Superman be a criminal?  Can he avoid being a fascist?  It's a very interesting question.

*But it isn't a quote, so I guess it's not "smart".

Monday, March 28, 2016

Dawn of Movie Narratives


If I start off telling you that Oedipus is akin to Batman or Superman, you're going to think I'm saying the play by Sophocles bears any comparison to the movies which have poured out of Hollywood since the '80's. If I mention the tendency of Shakespeare to use complex double plots in even his comedies, you're going to think I'm trying to compare the work of Zack Snyder to the Bard of Avon.

I'm not doing either of those things.  I'm certainly not trying to elevate comic book stories to the level of the greatest literature of the world.  Frank Miller is good; he's no Sophocles.  Superman and Batman have proven to be enduring characters; but they aren't on the level of Greek myth.  Part of that is because of the way our culture venerates Greek mythology over, say, Anglo-Saxon mythology.  We could have gone with Beowulf over Odysseus; but that's an argument for another time (or an "Easter egg," in modern movie criticism parlance.  And yes, I hope to draw all these threads together before the final scene.  We'll see if I can do it.)

There is a useful comparison between Oedipus and Batman; and it lies in story telling.  Let me start here and see if we can get somewhere.  Aristotle, in his Poetics, identified the elements necessary to a tragedy.  Some of them are so particular to Greek stagecraft (like "melody," which referred to the tune the Chorus chanted to.  Who uses a chorus as narrator as the Greeks did?) they are easily ignored; some, like the "tragic hero," have become touchstones for discriminating tragedy from drama.  But Aristotle insisted the story for a tragedy must be "complete," by which he meant the story began at the beginning of the play, and ended at the end.

And he used as his example of the exemplary tragedy the play he considered the greatest tragedy every written:  "Oedipus Rex," as it has come to us.  The problem is, "Oedipus Rex" violates Aristotle's dictum of "completeness."

Well, it does if you interpret it in a certain way.  Aristotle's standards have been reinterpreted over the centuries, partly out of necessity.  No one presents plays the way Aristotle would have understood them, so the essentials of Aristotle's argument had to prevail over the particular.  In the 18th century this meant discovering the "unities" of time, place, and plot, ideas that expanded on Aristotle's original observations and were used, among other things, to denigrate Shakespeare's "Othello," because it doesn't take place in the time it takes to watch the play (Act 1 begins in Venice, Act II takes up in Cyprus, which must be weeks later) or take place in one place.  It also involves the anger of Iago who, when the play opens, is plotting against Othello for reasons that occurred before the story begins.

Then again, so does "Oedipus Rex."  If you don't know the story of Oedipus and the Sphinx, you're never quite clear on why Thebes made Oedipus king when he showed up after King Laertes failed to return.  The play tells you Oedipus killed Laertes; it tells you the entire Oedipus tale, from prophecy to recognition, but it never explains the story of the Sphinx.  And it's Oedipus' defeat of the Sphinx which earned him the throne that leads to sleeping with his own mother.  It's what we could call a significant plot point, its absence a significant plot hole.

Except everybody in Athens knew the story before they sat down to watch Sophocles' version of it.

Just as most of us (well, certainly those of us going to the movies) know the origin story of Superman (born on Krypton, a planet exploding as he left, though why it was exploding has changed over the decades), or Batman, who watched his parents die in a robbery attempt (again, who shot them and why they were vulnerable to the robbery, whether it even was a robbery or actually an assassination, being details which have changed with practically every telling).  Even Sophocles' version of the Oedipus story is a version; it isn't the only way the story was told.

The same is true for Superman and Batman.   In the earlier days of Batman, Alfred the loyal butler was little more than a butler (that varied over time; at one point in the comics Alfred himself became a costumed crime fighter).  He's always been British because, well, butlers are British, aren't they?  In Miller's telling Alfred has training in military field medicine (a trait that carried over to Nolan's telling).  In "Batman v. Superman," Alfred is a mechanical engineer (rebuilding the "Batmobile" at one point) as well as a drone pilot (and according to at least one website a former SAS agent, though if that came up in the movie I missed it).    The essential, however, never changes:  Alfred is the British butler and closest confidante of Bruce Wayne.  The audience knows that going in; any change in Alfred's capabilities is accepted as a variation on a theme.  It doesn't violate the basic expectation of the characters.

And so Superman's girlfriend is Lois Lane.  In "Batman v. Superman," Clark and Lois live together, and she knows all about him, even saving his life more than once in the movie.  (She also makes goo-goo eyes at him once too often.  Ripley from "Alien" she's not, and Amy Adams deserves better.)  In the movie the relationship is more frankly adult than anything the comics have ever allowed themselves (or, more likely, been allowed).  Superman grows up in Kansas, his parents are the Kents,  his hometown is Smallville, etc., etc., etc.

If you go to "Batman v. Superman" and haven't seen "Man of Steel," you probably still understand who that woman is Superman goes to visit midway through the movie, and you may understand Jonathan Kent is dead in this version (in the comics the Kents were alive and well for a long time.  In "The Adventures of Lois and Clark" they were a prominent part of Superman's life.  So it goes.).  But if you didn't see "Man of Steel" you may wonder who that guy is talking to Clark in an arctic wasteland, and why he vanishes after he's contributed what he does to the story of Superman (there are two plots here:  the story of Batman, and the story of Superman.  The shortchanged character is Wonder Woman, who only shows up in the last 30 minutes; but we are promised a separate movie for her, so apparently that's okay.)

What I'm getting at is the mythology we create around these characters, and how we provide narratives of that mythology.  I was going to discuss the movie "Batman v. Superman," which despite the general critical consensus (which I think has to despise comic book movies as either unserious or, the critics favorite, a plot-less mess), I thoroughly enjoyed.  Yes, it runs for three hours (nearly!), and yes some members of my viewing party enjoyed it less than I; but I found the story interesting (even as it showed Bruce Wayne in training to take on Superman, which was probably a real low point for the people I was with) and coherent and to have actually a triple plot (as it turned out) which resolved itself into a coherent conclusion, even as it pointed to further story developments in movies yet to come.

And that latter point returns me to my thesis:  how do we tell these stories?  We all know the origin stories of Batman and Superman, yet Hollywood feels compelled to tell those stories again and again.  This isn't a bad thing, necessarily.  The first Thor movie was a bit thick trying to given an "origin" for Thor being on earth, but the origins of Iron Man were compelling (IMHO, anyway).  The origins of the Hulk have floundered (started over twice), as well as the Fantastic Four (don't even ask).  But despite the Christopher Reeves Superman series (where Marlon Brando played Jor-El, and did a terrible job.  I saw "B v. S" at the Alamo Drafthouse, my go-to theater for such movies because of the pre-feature film they put together.  This one did not disappoint, as a "Turkish Jor El", in subtitles, explained how Brando used cue cards for his role as Jor-El, refusing to memorize lines.  They then played the scene where Jor-El sends Clark to earth, but first has to make a speech over him.  It was not only terrible dialogue (I felt for the actor playing the mother, who had to look like she was listening to that drivel), but it was obvious Brando was reading it, not reciting it.  Anyway.....) which gave us the Superman origin (and used it in the end of that first movie), we got the origin again in "Man of Steel" (and again, used it to end the movie; badly, I thought, and I don't mean Superman killing Zod).  Christopher Nolan did the same thing with Christian Bale's Batman, but that was central to the story he told in the entire trilogy.

The point being, each time Batman or Superman appears on film in a new continuity with new actors (discarding the Keaton to Clooney series), we have to act like we've never heard of the hero until we get the origin story.  That this doesn't happen for Batman in "B v. S" just keeps the focus on Superman; Batman's history is presumed (for Superman, see "Man of Steel").  We see a shattered ruin that is clearly meant to be Wayne Manor, but more as it appears in "Kingdom Come" than any other version of Batman (in that story, Bruce Wayne is old, as he is in Miller's telling, but the mansion has been destroyed by the Joker and Bane, he tells Superman.  In "B v. S" Wayne walks through the pillared ruins of the house (he lives in some version, or maybe the original, Philip Johnson glass house, in the middle of the estate (where else would you put a glass house?)), the pillars are covered in graffiti, including question marks clearly meant to invoke the Riddler.  Yes, I'm a comic book geek.....).  There are other comics references, but I won't bore you now (maybe later).  We are supposed to know the story of Batman, and to understand this is a Batman with some experience on him.  He even has a museum of sorts in the Batcave, but it's a grim reminder of failures, not a parade of triumphs.

And again, if you don't catch the references, it's because you don't know the mythology.

Sophocles, as I say, did the same thing.  Everyone in his original audience knew the story of Oedipus and the Sphinx, Sophocles had no reason to add that particular bit of exposition to a play redolent with exposition (everything has happened to Oedipus before the play begins; the action of the play is just Oedipus learning about it).  I prefer "Antigone," actually, on this point:  the action of that play is the tragedy.  The story unfolds as we watch, not as new characters arrive with another piece of the Oedipus puzzle.  But if you don't know the story of "Oedipus Rex," "Antigone" doesn't make a lot of sense; and, of course, without those two, "Oedipus at Colonus" is a closed book.  Shakespeare's tragedies, by comparison, are much more self-contained and complete (and yes, Shakespeare did repeat characters:  Falstaff from the Henry IV plays reappears in "The Merry Wives of Windsor").

Comic books are not tragedies or plays, but movies are plays of a sort.  Comic books are closer to modern mythology, although they are mythology of the "Beowulf" class:  the heroes embody virtues society praises and venerates.  The Oedipus myth is mostly about the Greek concept of creation and reality (chaos v. logos, and chaos eventually wins.  Think comic books where the villains aren't vanquished and generally prevail).  But movies being plays is where we run into the problem, and it's because of the salient feature of plays that sets them apart from every other form of literature.

No narrator.

This is actually a key factor in Aristotle's definition of tragedy.  The story, he said, must be presented, not told.  "Presented" means it must be acted, not described or recited.  Movies have struggled with this since their beginning.  There's a portion of "B v. S" which is without dialogue, as we watch Bruce Wayne train to build up his muscle mass.  It might be a slow part of the movie for some, but it gives us a physical Batman who wears a fabric (not kevlar reinforced rubber) costume, and who looks like he has the muscles for the suit (rather than the suit making him look muscular).  He's competing with Superman, after all, who clearly doesn't have to work out (what would Superman bench press?) in the  "looks like a comic book super hero" competition.

So movies have to present, but they also now have to tell a story that is connected to other stories (as comic books have been doing for decades).  This, however, is a problem.

We accepted that the Harry Potter movies were a series because we knew the books they came from.  Each book was self-contained, but each book also built on the one before; try watching the last Harry Potter film if you haven't seen the first 7.  In the last Avengers movie there is a scene with Thor which makes no sense in terms of the plot of the film, except to inspire Thor to return for the final battle (although why is still a mystery).  Presumably that's answered in a movie yet to come; and, of course, what happened to The Hulk?  Will he never be able to play hide the zucchini with Natasha? (Don't blame me, Tony Stark started it!).  Do these things spoil the movie, or fit within the framework of the MCU the audience for these films is probably interested in?

Here's the thing:  movies either stand alone, or they create a series with a series of improbabilities.  "The Thin Man" was so popular it spawned "After the Thin Man," a movie that takes up where the first movie ended.  You don't need to know the first movie to enjoy the second, but it helps to keep you from wondering what some of the dialogue is about, and some of the opening action.  James Bond, on the other hand, has no continuity at all, save for M and Spectre and Moneypenney, and soon that overall lack of continuity became ridiculous; except the Daniel Craig story arc (which tried a new direction) didn't last much beyond "Quantum of Solace" and petered out entirely in "Skyfall."  "Spectre" was, by all accounts, a disaster, so maybe continuity and James Bond movies are just incompatible.  Continuity can create the soap opera effect:  the next film is impenetrable to the uninitiated.  But lack of continuity creates a cartoon character, as happened to James Bond.  So there is always this narrative problem:  how complete is complete enough?  And is complete sometimes too complete, allowing for no further storytelling without massive and deadening amounts of exposition, or just a cartoon character whose story is retold in a series of ever more ridiculous movies that all come to resemble each other?

The other problem is:  movies are not novels; they are short stories.

Despite the fact movies are more often adapted from novels than short stories, movies are not novels. They cannot portray a story with the complexity of a novel.  "B v. S" runs for nearly three hours, but it cannot go any deeper into any of the characters (Amy Adams' Lois Lane gets particularly short shrift:  is she a strong, independent adult, or a woman who needs Superman to take care of her physical and emotional needs?  The movie can't seem to decide, and fails toward the latter, poorer choice.)  Minor characters are adjuncts, major characters must be limned in broad strokes in order to get on with the story.  Even a movie version of the Iliad reduces the story to as bare a narrative as possible, and any version of the Odyssey inevitably dwells on the spectacle (Cyclops!  Men turned to pigs!  Sirens!) rather than the complexity of the character of Odysseus.  What we expect of movies is what Poe expected of short stories:  if you can't tell the story in one sitting, you're doing it wrong.  And if you need more than one movie to do it, again:  you're doing it wrong.

Except we also like it this way (narratives overlapping and connecting with other movies), else why  would Marvel and Disney imagine an MCU, and make it happen?  Besides, does anyone think they're going to stop making "Star Wars" movies anytime soon?

So it comes to this for movie critics:  they can fight a rearguard action defending an idea of movie story telling that they think must be defended ("No plot" is my favorite.  Damning when the movie is a comic book movie, but not when it's a Marx Brothers movie or "Napoleon Dynamite."  And then there are the reviews where I wonder if the critic and I saw the same film, because the plot summary provided is so wildly off what I just saw.  This is where Shakespeare's multiple plots comes in (see., e.g., "Midsummer Night's Dream"):  are modern critics incapable of following the action, or do they just think sneering at plot is a kind of insight?), or they can climb on board the shiny new bus and extol another blockbuster whose only real purpose to exist is to sell tickets.  "B v. S" is clearly in the latter category.  It provides what I (and apparently many others) go to movies to see:  enormous spectacle.   I realize that puts "B v. S" on par with "Cleopatra," but so be it.  If Shakespeare hadn't included sword play in his tragedies, as well as word play, his actors would have been splattered with food long before the fifth act.

Interestingly, and if I get a chance to see it again I can comment more intelligently on this, there is a lot of religion in "Batman v. Superman."  Not in the hyperactive way we're used to now, but more as part of the lives of the characters.  The film opens with the final fight from "Man of Steel" as seen by people on the streets the buildings are crashing into and, in one case, a man standing in an office as the heat vision of the Kryptonians slashes through the building.  He offers a prayer to God for his own soul before we know he is a body in that pile of rubble that crashes to the ground.  There are other references that don't involve Lex Luthor's obsession with Superman as an earthbound god which add an unusual richness to an otherwise comic book movie references I don't recognize from any of the source material clearly used in this film (that being "Kingdom Come," as I mentioned; "The Dark Knight Returns" by Frank Miller, and "The Death of Superman," at least.).  Those references are not casually thrown in for "color," and also are not dominant themes of the film.  But an examination of religion in this movie (it was badly overstated in "Man of Steel," casually understated here) might repay the effort.  I'm sure Religion Dispatches will be on that before I am; I'm also sure I won't like what they have to say.

Go and please the world.

We continue to use myth to tell ourselves stories about who we are and who we want to be.  As of old, these myths are not rooted in actual events which have become distorted over time (that's a condescending view of myth that we should have discarded by now), they are metaphors for making concrete things that are too abstract to discuss easily.   Wonder Woman, for example, is a warrior in this telling.  She gets the sword I only know from "Kingdom Come" and a warrior's zeal that made my wife think she was supposed to be Xena (the costume, too, is not the star spangled panties and American eagle breastwork we've come to expect, so that threw her; that, and the character is never called "Wonder Woman.").  It's that retelling that's most interesting, just as Batman's costume is so monotone the huge flattened bat logo on the chest is almost invisible, but all the more sinister for being so.  And don't get me started on a Batman who kills with impunity....

We continue to try to make sense of who we are and what we want from the world; and we continue to tell stories in order to help us do that.  As ever, the medium is at least part of the message.

Post for Easter Monday


Which should be a holy day (now "holiday") too.  It is for me, in part; but in part not, so I'll deal with secular matters related to the day before.

I'm just going to repeat myself, because it's easier.  I think Google got burned in 2013, because they did nothing special for Easter Sunday.  Same old new-style Google home page I don't see anymore because browsers can use Google by default, and I had to look to know they'd changed their font (perhaps I should check the kerning).

This is still available from 2014, at RD, the best part of which I quoted then.  But rereading the article I have to say, again:  "No.  The word "Easter" is not related to a Germanic goddess."

New Advent can enlighten you.  Or you can just take what I said in summary.  Shortest answer:  there is no referent to Eostre, the Germanic goddess, outside of the reference by Bede.  Maybe that's where the English word came from, but it's got nothing to do with the celebration of the Pasch (Passover), and it seems to be a word history Bede made up.  So the interesting point is the Pasch, not the supposed pagan connection.

I still like this bit, from that RD article, because nothing has yet changed in the world, despite all the efforts to make it so:

Last year, the Dawkins Foundation posted an Internet meme claiming that Easter is named after the Babylonian goddess Ishtar, which was dragged out again by contrarians who reposted it to remind everyone what Easter is “really” about. This secret history of Easter is a bit like the childhood myth that consuming Pop Rocks and Coke at the same time causes your stomach to explode: It doesn’t matter if it’s true, it’s fun to tell people because it makes you feel smart. These smug proclamations are not only irritating, they’re a disturbing index of our level of discourse about religion. Surrounding the Easter/Ishtar conspiracy theory is a toxic brew of anti-intellectualism, heresiological claims masquerading as historical ones, and simple sadism and incivility facilitated by new media.

But this time, despite their error with Bede's "Eostre," I want to go a bit deeper into their argument:

New Testament scholars have noted that since The DaVinci Code became a cultural phenomenon, there’s been a surge of conspiratorial claims about Jesus, the early church, and the influence of Pagan mystery religions. Authors such as Craig Evans and Bart Ehrman have written with bewilderment at the revival of “mythicist” theories of Jesus and “nineteenth-century philosophical hokum” that was long ago dismissed by serious scholars who read Greek and Hebrew.

All religious traditions change over time. However, to tell people of a different religion that they don’t know what their religious rituals actually mean is ipso facto not a historical argument but a sectarian one. The claim that Christians unknowingly practice a Pagan mystery religion has a long history combining sectarian claims with goofy pseudo-scholarship. It was Protestant Reformers, in fact, who first accused their Catholic rivals of adulterating Christianity with Paganism.

However, it was during the French Revolution that the “mythicist” claims first surfaced. Constantin Francois Volney, in his 1791 essay “Ruins of Empire,” claimed that all religions are derived from sun worship and that “Christ” is cognate with the Hindu “Krishna.” Charles Francois-Dupuis built on this idea in The Origins of All Religions (1795) and introduced discussion of Babylonian religion, including the resurrected god Tammuz. 

It's all of a piece with the worried mother who told me in high school (no, not my mother) that the peace symbols on my sandals (still wish I'd held onto those) were ancient Satanic symbols; when, in fact, it was a symbol created in the 1950's for a British anti-nuclear weapons group.  (and this morning talk of conspiracies has me thinking of John Oliver, who in this bit is kind of funny, but mostly because he uses so many words and tropes I encounter constantly in internet comments.  Maybe there is a conspiracy conspiracy after all; or maybe it's just the Cadbury Creme Eggs, which truly are inedible and yet return annually to store shelves.  Then again, how do you explain the persistence of Taco Bell?)

A little knowledge is still a very dangerous thing.  The poor woman was actually worried that her daughter, seeing my sandals, was going to endanger her immortal soul.  It's no less an anxiety than the internet commenters I read who insist Hillary Clinton is evil.  They don't even know what they mean, they just know it's bad.  They are like children making noises that sound like adult sounds, but apparently they have enough education to type on the internet, which they turn into their sandbox all over again.

And then there's that Dawkins internet meme about Easter and Ishtar.  After all, "Easter" sort of sounds like "Ishtar, and is it really a coincidence that the word "God" in English can be spelled backwards as "dog"?  Hmmmmmmm?

This part seems to be lost from that RD article, but I have it in my blog post, and it's a handy conclusion to my thoughts on the matter:

As a religion professor, I usually have both devout Christians and committed Atheists in my classroom. Both types of students can enhance the class and add to the discussion. What I can't stand—from either group—is smugness. Atheists and Christians often have different values and different visions of what constitutes the good society. Through earnest dialogue about these differences, common values can be found and understandings can be reached. But progress has never been made through sloppy historical claims and spewing bile across the Internet.

That latter, "spewing bile," seems to be all our national political discourse is capable of.  It's almost a religious discourse, with some people saying their vote cannot be tainted by using it to support someone they don't 100% support and agree with.  They are saying that their vote is holy, and must be kept pure and unscathed.  Which is an interesting argument from people who also insist religion should either disappear, or be kept firmly and rigidly separate from government, even to the extent of how other voters choose whom they will vote for.

Easter, and Eastertide (much longer than Christmastide), like Christmas, could be a time to reflect on how to change such animosities and even find common values.  But that's what's lost in secular Easter and secular Christmas: the whole point of the original purpose.  It's really not an accident that Eastertide ends with Pentecost, the great reversal of the dispersal of nations at the Tower of Babel.  It's also no accident the world pretty much ignores that occasion (and lesson) altogether.


Saturday, March 26, 2016

The Year of Jubilee


I started this as an addendum to this post; but things keep piling up, and now the whole thing is turning into a series.  First, that intended addendum:

Since I brought up the "hijacking" comments in oral arguments, I just have to add this:

The logic that the conservative justices put forward Wednesday that somehow the challengers’ health plans had been “hijacked” by the government is also divorced from health care reality, [Timothy] Jost [, a health law specialist at the Washington and Lee University School of Law] said.

“Some of the justices don’t seem to understand how employee benefits works,” Jost said, arguing that government has always imposed requirements on plans, dating back to ERISA in 1974 and state laws before that.

“[The government has] always ‘hijacked’ employee benefit plans for carrying out various public purposes,” Jost said. “Again, I don’t think they really understand how these various things work.”
This is why Congress holds hearings and takes evidence and finds out what the laws it is going to pass will do in the real world.  And exactly why you don't want judges "legislating from the bench."

And then I read this, about voting in Arizona (already a great cockup) and elsewhere, and I thought about the judicial repeal of the Voting Rights Act on the grounds we really don't need it anymore.  How's that working out?

It's enough to make a guy regret the Warren Court.  For all the good they did, there's always blowback.  (Then again, there's always the struggle for control:  Congress passed RFRA in the 90's to restore the balance it thought undone by Employment Div. v. Smith.  The Court has since obliged with Hobby Lobby (ruling interpreting RFRA) and now Zubik v. Burwell, the birth control case recently argued where the Court showed so much insight into the practical issues affecting ordinary people.  As ever, be careful what you ask for; you might get it.)

Thursday, March 24, 2016

We are fine, they are the problem


NPR was just interviewing a gentleman who is trying to steer young Muslims away from ISIS.  He talked about how ISIS uses selected verses from the Koran and applies them to "geopolitics" (his term), and how it's a method that can be very persuasive.

And it struck me:  persuasive to whom?

The majority of the world's Muslims live in southeast Asia; but no one has images of Asians flocking to Syria to join Daesh in the fight for a caliphate.  I imagine most Muslim Asians aren't even interested in a caliphate.  That's a cultural marker, not a religious one.  It would mean as much to me, a lifelong Protestant, as an appeal to re-establish the Holy Roman Empire, which was Roman Catholic and European (i.e., not Asian or American).  Now maybe if you wanted to establish a new German principality or take over Geneva again.....

You see the point already:  the appeal of Daesh is an appeal to culture, not to religion.   Yet it is, in a sense, pan-cultural; but that's no different than distinguishing the culture(s) of Texas from the culture(s) of California, or of Idaho (or Vermont or Maine, for that matter).   The minor differences are overridden by the major ones.  If you condemn Islam for militancy, you might as well say Christianity is the source for white supremacy.  In America there are strong connections between Christianity and white supremacy, at least among white supremacist groups.  We tend to think of the KKK as akin to skinheads and other Neo-Nazi groups, but the KKK used to (at least; I'm not up on their current ideology) justify their brand of race hatred with appeals to scripture, and how God opposed the "mongrelization" of the races.  Most of us understand that appeal was cultural, not religious; and we've never condemned religion as a whole for the vile ideas of the KKK and other white supremacist groups that used religious language to make their appeal.

It's not an appeal that reached very many of us; then again, our country has never been in the midst of the kind of chaos visited upon Iraq and Iran and Afghanistan and Syria, to name but four; and almost all of that brought into those countries by the "West."  So even those the message reached where never in a position to push chaos the way Daesh is now, a chaos that makes them look bigger and stronger and more important (and even representative) than they really are.

Why is the message of hatred Daesh spews appealing?  Because it has a cultural appeal, not a religious one.  Eliminate religion (an impossible goal, and as sensible as a child wishing to eliminate school so they can play all day every day), and you would still have Daesh, or the bombing in Brussels.  Religion is being used as a cultural marker here; but it's the underlying culture, and the history and geopolitics of a region, that is at play.

And what really matters is how it affects us.  Is anybody really concerned with the chaos in the Sudan?  Or the Lord's Army in Nigeria?  Well, somebody is, but you know, I mean us.

Oyez, oyez, oy vey!

As I was saying just the other day, we have to be really careful about what we ask our Courts to do,  because we're getting sheer nonsense like this:

The challengers argue there other ways for female employees to receive the contraceptive care. Solicitor General Donald Verrilli, who was defending the accommodation, and some of the liberal justices countered that those alternatives ignored the original aims of the Affordable Care Act. But the conservatives on the court seemed to agree with the challengers and wondered, Why can’t all these female employees just go out and get a second insurance plan for their birth control?

“What type a burden does that impose? Is it because these exchanges are so unworkable, even with the help of a navigator, that a woman who wants to get free contraceptive coverage simply has to sign up for that on one of the exchanges?” Justice Samuel Alito asked, snarkily, about the Obamacare health insurance exchanges used by those without employer-based health care plans.

Verrilli pointed out that those sort of contraceptive-only policies don’t even exist on the exchanges, and in a hypothetical world where they did, that extra effort undercuts the reason Congress passed a mandate for preventive care in the first place.
“Her regular doctor has to say to her, 'Sorry, I can't help you.' It's not just that you don't get the prescription paid for. It's not just that he can't write the prescription, he can't counsel or educate the patient,” Verrilli said.

Alito didn’t believe that is what would happen, arguing that her regular doctor would just be paid for by whatever second plan the woman purchased. Verrilli countered it wouldn’t all happen so seamlessly.

“She'd have to go out and buy the separate plan, find a doctor who is willing to take the separate plan,” Verrilli said, but Alito's disbelief continued: Why can't Congress could simply subsidize second plans for affected female employees to purchase?
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“If it's so easy to provide, if it's so free, why can't they just get it through another plan?” Kennedy asked Verrilli later on in the arguments. Chief Justice John Roberts jumped in:

“So it comes down to a question of who has to do the paperwork? If it's the employee that has to do it, that's no good. If it's the religious organization that has to do it, that's okay?” he said.

As Roberts continued to insist that women could simply get contraceptive coverage on the exchanges, the liberal justices finally had enough with the idea.

“They're not on the exchanges,” Justice Sonia Sotomayor interjected. “That's a falsehood. The exchanges require full-service health insurance policies with minimum coverages that are set forth that are very comprehensive. We're creating a new program."

Justice Stephen Breyer offered an explanation of the concerns about women who are “inertia bound,” meaning that people who would benefit from contraceptive coverage but wouldn't have the initiative to get it on their own. Meanwhile Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg pushed back on Roberts' suggestion it was just a matter of paperwork.

“Is it just a matter of filing the form for her, or is there a real difference between an employer saying we're not going to cover contraceptives ... and the woman who suddenly doesn't have it as part of her package and has to go out...” she said, as Verrilli jumped in to elaborate on the distinction.


We're pretty much heading for the 4-4 tie that leaves a patchwork of decisions in place around the country, which should please his nibs Sen. McConnell, but won't exactly excite anyone else.  What we have here are Justices living in la-la land, as ignorant of the healthcare marketplace as the out-of-touch politician who can't tell you the price of milk.  When you consider that,  it almost makes you grateful for representative government.

Well, at least the latter isn't a lifetime appointment.*

*And for those of you keeping track:  filling out a form = substantial burden, even a "hijacking" (Alito and Roberts' term) of health insurance; driving 200 miles to obtain an abortion, and having to do so twice or spend the night (since you can't get it the day you ask for it)?  Not a substantial burden.

"Burden" is in the eye of the beholder.

Wednesday, March 23, 2016

This is how you do it

Honestly, I wouldn't forgive myself if I didn't post this.  The context should be perfectly obvious, but for posterity I'll say this is President Obama after he's just left Cuba:

"As far as the notion of having surveillance of neighborhoods where Muslims are present, I just left a country that engages in that kind of neighborhood surveillance, which, by the way, the father of Sen. Cruz escaped for America, the land of the free," he said.
Cruz is still stumbling over himself to walk back that idiocy, without walking it back at all.  And they said real life is never like this:


Yup.  That's how you do it.

When we can't blame terrorists


Hugh Stephens tells how, on April 16th, 1947, two Liberty ships docked at Texas City on the Houston ship channel -- the Grandcamp and the High Flyer. Both were loading cargoes of that same fertilizer [ammonium nitrate]. The Grandcamp held 2300 tons -- the High Flyer, 1000 tons. The rest of High Flyer's cargo was sulfur.

At 8:00 that morning, a small fire broke out in one of the Grandcamp's holds. The ship master tried to suffocate the fire by closing the hatches. He didn't want to use water for fear he'd damage his cargo. At 8:30, the hatches blew and, observers said, a beautiful orange smoke began pouring out. Finally firemen began hosing down the hold. But, by now, the water just vaporized.

At 9:12, a terrible explosion! Pedestrians were knocked down ten miles away in Galveston! People 150 miles away heard the sound. Two airplanes were blown out of the sky. Oil tanks were ignited.

Throughout the day, the extent of the horror unfolded. Fire was everywhere. The nearby High Flyer was burning. At 1:00 AM it exploded even more violently than the Grandcamp had. In the end, some 600 people died and 3500 or so were injured. Property damage ran to billions measured in today's dollars.

How could such a thing happen? No-smoking signs were posted, but who paid any mind to a no-smoking sign in 1947! A cigarette almost surely started the fire. Texas docks had shipped munitions during WW-II under tight military control. Their safety record had been spotless. Now the military was gone. People grew careless. Worst of all, no one seemed to realize that , under the right circumstances, ammonium nitrate fertilizer can become is a vicious explosive.

Some of the terrible fertilizer explosions -- Oklahoma City and the World Trade Center -- were intentional. But I finished high school in the logging town of Roseburg, Oregon the same year Texas City burned. Twelve years later, in 1959, a truck delivering six tons of fertilizer parked overnight in downtown Roseburg. Loggers needed it to blow up large stumps. Lay a sack of fertilizer and a quarter stick of dynamite on a stump -- good-bye stump!

This time, someone dropped a cigarette into a trash barrel next to the truck. The fire detonated the truck at 2:00 AM. Luckily the downtown was almost empty. Thirteen people died nevertheless, and the devastation was total over an area six blocks in diameter.

For half a century, we've feared the atom bomb and high technology. Meanwhile, we suffer these devastating onslaughts, not from hi-tech at all, but from fertilizer and cigarettes!