CLAP HARDER, GODDAMMIT!

In case facts still matter https://t.co/wjSSUDPrBd

— The Tennessee Holler (@TheTNHoller) October 16, 2026

YOU’RE KILLING TINKERBELLE!

Q: You said you're gonna put some of your own money into the ballroom. Are you? TRUMP: I may do that. When they run out, I'll be there, okay? https://t.co/E5Ya9CTC9M

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) October 16, 2026

When pigs fly, AND Hell freezes over.

Q: You want Zelenskyy out. Have you forgotten that President Putin started the war? TRUMP: Well, you know, I know the details, okay? And at some point I'll release the details. I want that war ended. https://t.co/AIZTcHzdvf

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) October 16, 2026

You don’t sound like you know what day it is.

Q: Was it you or was it Elon Musk who decided to temporarily pause Starlink access for the Ukrainian military? TRUMP: I don't know if it was anybody, because it wasn't me, and I don't think it was Elon https://t.co/pH4hV2fbP2

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) October 16, 2026

Who can bother with details?

Q: If it wasn't you, then who gave the order for Starlink to go down in Ukraine? TRUMP: I don't know https://t.co/ZrPLq6xhJE

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) October 16, 2026

Do you know what day it is, Grandpa?