Wednesday, October 14, 2026

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Trump: My wife says, you shouldn't be dancing on the stage, by the way. You should walk off with a gentle wave. Goodbye. When the gay national anthem plays, you know, it's called the gay national anthem, actually. I got the highest gay vote of any Republican in history. She said, 'You should not dance off the stage, my darling.'

And don't talk about the swimming. Where you look left and you look right, and then you look a little further right and you see the largest human being you've ever seen. Larger than Shaquille O'Neal, with a bigger reach.

And the swimmer got hurt badly because she suffered massive wind burn. Because the giant to her right swam by her so fast that the wind was unbelievable. For the rest of her life, she'll be suffering from windburn.
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Trump: It's called a cog-a-nit-ta-tive test. Very tough. There are few people in this audience — once you get past the first question, they show you a lion, a bear, a giraffe and a snake. And they say, which one is the lion?

By the time to get to the middle, they are hard. By the end, you have to be very smart. Like take a number, any number. Triple it. Divide by four. Add 37. Add 293. Subtract 12. Multiply by two. Divide by three. What is your number? I got it right. Nobody gets it right. They don't tell you about that.

Or they give you five words — no one up there can do any of those things. They give you five words, and you don't know what they are doing. At the end of the test, a half-hour later, they do it again. You don't know that. Five words. Hat, hair logo, white, black. Please repeat them. Hat, hair, logo, white, black. You got it right.

They go, holy shit. Nobody can do that. Very few people could do that.
Quit while you’re ahead. 🥱
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I wasn’t aware our country owned an oil company.
He’d better hurry. Voting in Texas starts Monday. Not many minds going to change by now. Maybe he can remind us he’s going to stop all payments to insurance companies; and let us do it; or something.

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