Because Government Spending is Wicked Evil?

I just don't understand why we're not pumping 10x the federal funds we are into test development. The last COVID relief bill had $25B for testing. The US economy is losing more than that every two days.

— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) May 4, 2020

Because "blue" states don't deserve it, bein' profligate 'n' godless 'n' all?

More good news!

🎶 The death boat 🎶
🎶 Death, exciting and new 🎶
🎶 Come Aboard we’re expecting you 🎶 https://t.co/Yj6E51gIgp

— Alex Leo (@AlexMLeo) May 4, 2020

That elevated number of cases/death count is starting to look more and more realistic.