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Mike Lindell vows to 'melt down' Dominion's voting machines after his suit overturns electionhttps://t.co/RKVRGdA2Mi

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"I'm the one that asked them to sue me," Lindell told Insider on Wednesday, for a story about the prospect of Dominion Voting Systems taking control of his company.

"I don't care if it's a scrillion, a billion, whatever. It's all just a joke," Lindell said, adding that he's "not worried" about Dominion's "frivolous" lawsuits, which he alleges are an attempt to suppress his voice "by trying to bankrupt Mike Lindell."

Instead, Lindell predicted that state attorneys general will soon file a lawsuit resulting in the Supreme Court getting rid of all voting machines — and overturning the results of the 2020 election. 

Yeah, Mike; wish in one hand, shit in the other.  Which fills up first?

"I want to take Dominion, the company, melt down the machines and use the metal for prison bars, and the plastic for the little trays they served breakfast on in prison, for all the Dominion people that were involved in this, and all the other criminals like Mark Zuckerberg, Jack Dorsey, the (Chinese Communist Party), everyone that was part of the biggest crime in the history of the world," Lindell said.

In his hands even a rubber ball might have too many sharp corners.

If MyPillow loses, Dominion will have two opportunities to add a pillow company to its portfolio: Seizing its assets or winning a bankruptcy auction," the site reported. "A jury will ultimately decide how much to award in damages if the case goes to trial. If a jury agrees with Dominion's assessments, the damages will almost certainly exceed MyPillow's value and Lindell's net worth." 

Not playing with a full deck?  Even the cards he has are imaginary.