Something like this should be fine:The thing is a post-nuke scenario is even more grim in 2022 because it will also be absurd.
— HulkLawyerHat (@Popehat) February 21, 2022
“DON’T BELIEVE THE SO-CALLED EXPERTS! POTASSIUM IODINE PILLS HAVE TRACKING CHIPS! FALLOUT STRENGTHENS YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM!” [rubs visibly glowing ash on face] “DON’T BE SHEEP!”
Well, that's what they told us in school. In 1965 or so.
— STANDOXRESTO (@standoxresto) February 21, 2022See?
I especially like the idea that, if you see the flash, you have time to protect yourself. Gave rise to the old adage that when you see the flash, you should "Stick your head between your legs and kiss your sweet ass goodbye!" Much more sensible.
tinder. hide from the great fire under your desk made of tinder. and if your outside hide underneath the nearest car.
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