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Shouldn’t this headline say, ‘Trump Claims He Raised $50 Million.’ Or are we just taking his word for it when we write stories now? pic.twitter.com/Vo4qDvDLUa

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) April 7, 2024

And he’s going to open 100 campaign offices in every state in the Union, and staff each one with 500 staffers and reach out to every person in America because he loves them and needs their vote, and he’s going to buy every American an ice cream cone 🍦 and a Big Mac!

Just kidding. He’s gonna spend it all on lawyers. He doesn’t need the votes. He needs to keep his ass outta jail.

New fundraising numbers just out from the Biden-Harris campaign:

$90 million raised in March
(Trump raised $65 million)

$192 million cash-on-hand
(Trump has $93 million on hand)

The campaign raised $187 million in the first quarter of 2024.

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) April 6, 2024

Trump's gonna say he raised $200 million in April. Announcement to come sometime next week. And it will be dutifully reported.